My Wife Just Caught Me Looking At Porn!

[JW Frogen]

Hell, I drink so much I need Viagra to wake up in the morning.

 

[eagleseven]

Hell, I drink so much I need Viagra to wake up in the morning.

The morning-after pill, for men?

 

[JW Frogen]

Hell, I drink so much I need Viagra to wake up in the morning.

The morning-after pill, for men?

For me the best answer after a morning you were not really after is to just go to Maccas and soak it up on McMuffins and hash browns.

Hell, even have a slide in the kids play area.

When will you ever live again?

 

[Care4all]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

If it's pictures of her, it's not porn.

While lying on the couch with my wife watching TV, I picked up her I-phone to check on USMB posts, and quit it while viewing a Manifold post.
When she turned it back on to check her business emails she said "A woman's butt just popped up at me!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I am just picturing the conversation!

 

[Care4all]

just give 'it' up jw....as sarah said, it'll be over soon enough!

 

[JW Frogen]

The Love Boat soon will be making another run, the Love Boat offers something for everyone.

It's looooooooooooooove. Exciting and new, climb aboard, we are expecting you. Welcome aboard it's love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK I am now officially shit faced.

And Issac the bartender is going to plunge me into Davy Jones' locker if I do not pay the tab.

 

[JW Frogen]

just give 'it' up jw....as sarah said, it'll be over soon enough!

Done and ejaculated.

I even ordered in some tongue special forces to insure a quick victory.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

She loves double fisting.
Let her have it.

 

[JW Frogen]

If my fists were as big as my penis I would be the next heavyweight champion.

If my brain was as big as my penis I would think before I use it.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Turgid is what she said, not large .

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Synonym for turgid (adj) - antonym for turgid (adj) - Thesaurus - MSN Encarta

 

[JW Frogen]

It is so hard to get good straight men these days.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Your wife was happy with a straight hard man , Then you came home.

 

[JW Frogen]

Am I the only man here who masterbates to porn and then wonders what the porn star thinks about the state of the Iraq war?

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

No ,I think you have everything in the proper order.

 

[editec]

It doesn't matter where you get your your appitite, as long as you eat at home.

 

[JW Frogen]

But my door bell keeps me up at night.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Move.
And remember, sometimes you don't have to start a thread.
You can just hand your ass to yourself.

 

[Xenophon]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

Loser.

 

[xotoxi]

Am I the only man here who masterbates to porn and then wonders what the porn star thinks about the state of the Iraq war?

I usually think about the feelings of shame and worthlessness that the porn star has about being exploited and objectified.

It usually enhances my climax.