My proof that God exists

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Look at women -- they are unnecessarily wonderful to look at.

All that is necessary for the human race to survive is that women attract men so that we want to have sexual intercourse with them.

But women are so much more than that.

They inspire us to paint them, make statues of them, write poetry and songs about them.

Women are unnecessarily wonderful and that is my proof of God.
 
First, God made Man ... what a dufus ... so God tried again and made Woman ... ah, much better ... she leaves Him plenty of time to dice with the Universe ...

Seven come eleven, baby, I'll take your money home ...
 
If beautiful women are proof of God are fat chicks proof of Satan?
Platonic idealism means what we truly admire is the perfect woman who doesn't really exist but can only be imagined.
 
Adam was alone in the garden. And he asked God for a companion. God said “I have the perfect companion for you: loving caring, supportive, everything you could possibly want.”
Adam said “Great! What will it cost?”
God replied “An arm and a leg.”
Adam asked “Well, what can I get for a rib?”
 
Look at women -- they are unnecessarily wonderful to look at.

All that is necessary for the human race to survive is that women attract men so that we want to have sexual intercourse with them.

But women are so much more than that.

They inspire us to paint them, make statues of them, write poetry and songs about them.

Women are unnecessarily wonderful and that is my proof of God.

Yes . . . wondrous and terrible, terrible like a smilodon's maw. From Eden on, temptation and distraction; inspiration and often lost causes, even crusades launched in their name, for love. They are the original slippery slope. And we know it and we take that risk regardless of the evident danger.
 
Look at women -- they are unnecessarily wonderful to look at.

All that is necessary for the human race to survive is that women attract men so that we want to have sexual intercourse with them.

But women are so much more than that.

They inspire us to paint them, make statues of them, write poetry and songs about them.

Women are unnecessarily wonderful and that is my proof of God.

Yes . . . wondrous and terrible, terrible like a smilodon's maw. From Eden on, temptation and distraction; inspiration and often lost causes, even crusades launched in their name, for love. They are the original slippery slope. And we know it and we take that risk regardless of the evident danger.
Thank you, that was very poetic.
 
Oedipus Complex >>>>> Beauty
Animal Instinct >>>>>>> Sex
 
Look at women -- they are unnecessarily wonderful to look at.

All that is necessary for the human race to survive is that women attract men so that we want to have sexual intercourse with them.

But women are so much more than that.

They inspire us to paint them, make statues of them, write poetry and songs about them.

Women are unnecessarily wonderful and that is my proof of God.
you are a LUSTER = SINNER
...those scantily clad evil women SEDUCE and make men SIN!!!!!!!
Maggot is my favorite hero
 
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Look at women -- they are unnecessarily wonderful to look at.

All that is necessary for the human race to survive is that women attract men so that we want to have sexual intercourse with them.

But women are so much more than that.

They inspire us to paint them, make statues of them, write poetry and songs about them.

Women are unnecessarily wonderful and that is my proof of God.
If that’s your proof, tell us all why priests rape young boy ... sometimes.
Did they learn that from God?
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Look at women -- they are unnecessarily wonderful to look at.

All that is necessary for the human race to survive is that women attract men so that we want to have sexual intercourse with them.

But women are so much more than that.

They inspire us to paint them, make statues of them, write poetry and songs about them.

Women are unnecessarily wonderful and that is my proof of God.
If that’s your proof, tell us all why priests rape young boy ... sometimes.
Did they learn that from God?
.
..they have an idiotic answer for everything--like ''free will''
....one time I asked one if incest is a sin, that means Adam and Eve's kids committed incest.....he said '' it wasn't incest ---------back then''''' hahahahhahahah
 
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I was trying to keep the discussion at a higher level, but inevitably the trolls came along and dragged this thread into the gutter.

Moderators, please close this thread.
 
I was trying to keep the discussion at a higher level, but inevitably the trolls came along and dragged this thread into the gutter.

Moderators, please close this thread.
but god can't be proven = the thread can't be serious/''higher level''/etc
 

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