My pager just went off

[BackAgain]

Abdul Akbar Mohammed complains, “There I was minding my own business (plotting to assassinate foreign troops and as many Jews as possible) when I noticed that my pager isn’t working.

I guess the batteries must have died. I can’t get the pager to turn on.

Why do I have such bad luck?”

 

[WorldWatcher]

Some are saying...

..... ..... Can't say who...

..... ..... ..... ..... But some...

..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... That achieving "turn on" is a consistent problem for you.



WW

 

[BackAgain]

Some are saying...

..... ..... Can't say who...

..... ..... ..... ..... But some...

..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... That achieving "turn on" is a consistent problem for you.



WW

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Abdul Akbar Mohammed complains, “There I was minding my own business (plotting to assassinate foreign troops and as many Jews as possible) when I noticed that my pager isn’t working.

I guess the batteries must have died. I can’t get the pager to turn on.

Why do I have such bad luck?”

I guess the Camel Jockeys are going to have to transmit messages the old fashion way?

Here is Akmed's Wells Fargo express.

 

[wamose]

This ain't nothing. Just wait till they start rigging the goats. Then when old Abdul gets home from a hard day of raping and murdering, and he needs some relaxation that he can only get from his favorite goat, Kaboom. Yup, phase 3, unleashing the exploding goats, ought to get their attention. MAGA

 

[skye]

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

40 years ago, the wave of suicide martyrs would have already begun. Including women and children.

I think maybe the modern world is getting the better of the Muslim fundies. Both militarily and culturally.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Abdul Akbar Mohammed complains, “There I was minding my own business (plotting to assassinate foreign troops and as many Jews as possible) when I noticed that my pager isn’t working.

I guess the batteries must have died. I can’t get the pager to turn on.

Why do I have such bad luck?”

Hold it up to your ear, Abdul

 

[HikerGuy83]

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I wish they would.