My honest Confession...

dmp

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I am not a good 'spitter' - as a Man, there are a few things I'm expected to do well. Those I can mention involve 'writing my name' in the snow, and 'hauking a loogie'.

Well - I'm not good at hauking loogies...in fact, sometimes when I spit it's more air than saliva/snot, etc.


Any other guys willing to admit their 'faults'? :)
 
-=d=- said:
I am not a good 'spitter' - as a Man, there are a few things I'm expected to do well. Those I can mention involve 'writing my name' in the snow, and 'hauking a loogie'.

Well - I'm not good at hauking loogies...in fact, sometimes when I spit it's more air than saliva/snot, etc.


Any other guys willing to admit their 'faults'? :)

DAMN DUDE---you're not supposed to just start out with the worst and most embarrassing things when confessing !!! :teeth:
 
Let's keep the confessions going...

I have never heard a Greatful Dead song (see, D, you gotta start out slow and ease into the more embarassing stuff).
 
Dan said:
Let's keep the confessions going...

I have never heard a Greatful Dead song (see, D, you gotta start out slow and ease into the more embarassing stuff).


I could not recognize a Pink Floydd song...ever.
 
I never listen to music, I never even try to remember actors and actresses names or what they played in, and I can't tell one make/model of car from another (and really don't care about any of the above)
 
When I let out a really bad fart at work,
I blame it on this old lady that sits next to me.
 
OK. confessions.

I got really drunk one night and fell off a hobby horse breaking it. In the immediate aftermath, I peed my pants.

NOT ONE WORD! :finger3:
 
Before I got Married, I used to masturbate………CONSTANTLY!!!

:wank:
 
JOKER96BRAVO said:
Before I got Married, I used to masturbate………CONSTANTLY!!!

:wank:

Before you are married, such things are voluntary; after you are married they are compulsory/necessary to your sanity.
 
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