"We have uncovered damning evidence that Hillary Clinton conspired to lose the election by being the absolute worst possible candidate."
Mueller Investigation Concludes Hillary Clinton Was Actually Just A Terrible Candidate
I’m so old I remember when the Babylon Bee was a satire website.
Let's be fair here. Hillary lost the election though she actually won the popular vote as reported collectively tabulated nationwide, though no one is actually elected that way. She did that while being thoroughly repugnant, angry, terse, needy and entitled, refusing to meet with the press for months, needing help up, needing sat down, needing a glass of water, while not even campaigning in half the states calling their people deplorable. Half the time wearing a tent dress made to hide a tank of oxygen underneath. And she would not debate on TV until she got the questions in advance to prepare and practice her answers. Then there was that laugh. Oh, yes, her laugh. It sounded about as practiced and rehearsed as the rest of her. She looked about as capable as when she tried to get through a New York subway stall---- probably for the first time in her life.
Hillary won 57 of the 3,141 counties in the USA to take 20 states. She took 16 of the 62 counties in New York State. And she had much more money and 97% of the backing of the media and Hollywood. But Hillary shouldn't feel totally bad. She has Trump to blame, Russia to blame, Comey to blame, but she is in good company. Trump also beat Scott Walker, Rick Santorum, Marco Rubio, Rick Perry, Rand Paul, John Kasich, Bobby Jindal, Jeb Bush, Chris Christy, Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham, to name a few. And all of them at least actually had good political careers!
