Mortimer has 2 new girlfriends who thumb up my simp comments and follow me on TikTok

[Mortimer]

girlfriend 1


girlfriend 2

 

[Confederate Soldier]

????

 

[Hossfly]

girlfriend 1


girlfriend 2

Mortimer , you sly old wolf!

 

[Quasar44]

girlfriend 1


girlfriend 2

You are one creepy azz MF

 

[fncceo]

Let me guess ... you can't bring them to a work function because they both live in Canada?

 

[Mortimer]

Let me guess ... you can't bring them to a work function because they both live in Canada?

They live in Austria

 

[Harry Dresden]

You are one creepy azz MF

geezus.....look in the mirror for another one....

 

[whitehall]

Isn't it illegal to "thumb up your simp"?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

girlfriend 1


girlfriend 2

So how does this work?
Do they pay for your dates?