Montana Republican: NO YOGA PANTS, NO NO NO!!!

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Missoula lawmaker Yoga pants Speedos should be illegal in public Politics


A Montana lawmaker is seeking to strengthen the state’s indecent exposure law, stopping just short of his wish to outlaw yoga pants.

Rep. David Moore on Tuesday introduced House Bill 365 in the House Judiciary Committee in response to a group of naked bicyclists who rolled through Missoula in August.

The proposal would expand indecent exposure law to include any nipple exposure, including men’s, and any garment that “gives the appearance or simulates” a person’s buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female nipple.

The Republican from Missoula said tight-fitting beige clothing could be considered indecent exposure under his proposal.

“Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway,” Moore said after the hearing.

Moore said he wouldn’t have a problem with people being arrested for wearing provocative clothing but that he’d trust law enforcement officials to use their discretion. He couldn’t be sure whether police would act on that provision or if Montana residents would challenge it.

Now, who is this unbelievable studmuffin of a legislator?

Behold:


State Rep. Daivid Moore (R- Missoula)
 

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He's gonna be caught with hookers someday. You just know it.
 

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I'm amazed I didnt know these were yoga pants.

Gosh, I like yoga pants...
Most yoga pants are just another name for sweat pants.

The kind of leotards you see in this topic are for women who are pre-approved to wear them.

I would support any politician who wanted to ban fat people from wearing leotards or lycra in public.
 

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I'm amazed I didnt know these were yoga pants.

Gosh, I like yoga pants...
Most yoga pants are just another name for sweat pants.

The kind of leotards you see in this topic are for women who are pre-approved to wear them.

I would support any politician who wanted to ban fat people from wearing leotards or lycra in public.
I would definitely support a law for the immediate incarceration of anyone wearing these pants and not being attractive to at least 30 random people.
 

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I'm amazed I didnt know these were yoga pants.

Gosh, I like yoga pants...
Most yoga pants are just another name for sweat pants.

The kind of leotards you see in this topic are for women who are pre-approved to wear them.

I would support any politician who wanted to ban fat people from wearing leotards or lycra in public.
I would definitely support a law for the immediate incarceration of anyone wearing these pants and not being attractive to at least 30 random people.
 

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I'm amazed I didnt know these were yoga pants.

Gosh, I like yoga pants...
Most yoga pants are just another name for sweat pants.

The kind of leotards you see in this topic are for women who are pre-approved to wear them.

I would support any politician who wanted to ban fat people from wearing leotards or lycra in public.
I would definitely support a law for the immediate incarceration of anyone wearing these pants and not being attractive to at least 30 random people.
Thats just foul. :laugh:
 

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