A lot of people can't appreciate baseball, and that's fine. No one is going to pretend you are supposed to be pulling your hair out every minute of the game, or incessantly blowing on some plastic horn, or burning down the stadium, etc.
That's because all the fans coming out of the baseball stadium are comatose.
Kidding! Kidding!
Your point is null and void to Unko, as Jim Rome hasn't yet given him orders to hate on baseball.
Still protecting your binky, precious? Your prissy little attitude certainly fits most Americans' view of soccer. Way to go, Mr. Ambassador.