misuse a homophone in a sentence

[HenryBHough]

Who mite have guest that one day Obama might be cot telling a truth!

 

[Indofred]

The IDF always prey.

 

[emilynghiem]

I have a "malapropism" to throw in for fun:

Too bad we can't debate gay marriage without someone getting called a homophone!

 

[Pennywise]

Once Gillian sat on my face, I could no longer here Molly Hatchet through the high fi.

 

[Toro]

Your going to love the 4F this week!

 

[emilynghiem]

lol: at you two; awesome.)

When the bite was patched up, the two of them set up their separate tense in which they'd be sleeping later.

I got my fractions wrong and failed my math test because I was two tenths.

 

[emilynghiem]

Once Gillian sat on my face, I could no longer here Molly Hatchet through the high fi.

I'd hate to see what you had to go through to get your "wife-high"!

^ Sorry I blue that with a ban pun -- guess I should have red the rules first! ^

 

[emilynghiem]

Are you from the Bay boy, or the Peer my Deer?

The Peer

That's not a Peer ^ that's a Dike!

 

[emilynghiem]

It's somewhat annoying that some posters on this thread obviously don't want to follow its modus operandi and use a homophone in a sentence, but I'm not gonna let it ruin my whirled.

Maybe they couldn't figure out the rules, or how to look up words in the search injun.

 

[shart_attack]

Sherilyn was about to run to Costco to get some last-minute items for her sea cruise with her favorite porn stars when Dick rolled by the stairs to her condo on the golf cart and shouted up at her, "So, honey, have you got your shit pact yet?"

 

[Ropey]

Are you from the Bay boy, or the Peer my Deer?

The Peer

That's not a Peer ^ that's a Dike!

That's the bay, bai.

This is a pier.

 

[shart_attack]

As soon as mother finished reading the story The Princess and the Pee to young Penelope, they would both hit the sack and catch some Zs.

 

[emilynghiem]

As soon as mother finished reading the story The Princess and the Pee to young Penelope, they would both hit the sack and catch some Zs.

Obama lost interest in the Tee Party when he found out it wasn't for golfers.
Now he wants nothing to do with the Religious Rite or anything they worship as holey.

 

[HenryBHough]

Will The Pentagon never wage war on waist?

Wart a silly idea!

 

[Toro]

Make sure ewe drop by the Frivolous Friday Flame Fest on Friday!

 

[emilynghiem]

Sorry, bad joke! Eye should bee tried and hung buy a jury of my own piers!
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P.S. Here's a similar style called "Anguish Languish" the inventor
used to retell "Little Red Riding Hood" as "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut" --

Anguish Languish - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It's knot exact use homophones; for example "trite" could be used four "tried."
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Are you from the Bay boy, or the Peer my Deer?

The Peer

That's not a Peer ^ that's a Dike!

That's the bay, bai.

This is a pier.

 

[HenryBHough]

A loto people still don't think Karl Young was much of a cycle analist especially after seeing the movie "One Flue Overt da Cuckold's Nest.

 

[Toro]

The 4F will be to good to miss this week!

 

[shart_attack]

Thomas stopped watching Larry, Mow and Curly Joe—The Three Stooges, his favorite show—because he knew it was time to go moe the lawn.

 

[shart_attack]

It was so humid that day that he thought he'd croak, but somehow he managed, and tuft it out.