misuse a homophone in a sentence

[shart_attack]

The spayed served duel purposes: Francisco had always used it to break ice so Renata and he could fish, and it was also a weapon per say.

 

[shart_attack]

They threateningly waived the tools at the vicious wild dogs, but it was too lait: one of them somehow managed to take a byte out of Francisco's rite leg.

 

[shart_attack]

When the dogs eventually ran off, Renata looked down at Francisco and said, "Son, wise your right leg red?"

 

[shart_attack]

There was so much blood on the leg, she knew they'd have to put all kinds of first-aide chemicals on it, and bariate in bandages.

 

[shart_attack]

But because bandages were in such short supply, they simply patched up the wound temporarily with ducked tape.

 

[boedicca]

Obama spends to much time hitting the Golf Lynx.

 

[Pennywise]

Renata new her taco was no longer fresh, but her hearty bosom still had an affect on the gringos.

 

[shart_attack]

lol: at you two; awesome.)

When the bite was patched up, the two of them set up their separate tense in which they'd be sleeping later.

 

[boedicca]

Michelle sheiks her booty.

 

[shart_attack]

Then they got a good fire going, and cooked stakes, Polish sausages and a brought.

 

[shart_attack]

When they were done eating, they lei down and called it a day.

 

[shart_attack]

Both of them were past out in a few minutes.

 

[Pennywise]

Mr Terwilliger said, "Your know genius, Helen", in response to Helen's claim that Mr Terwilliger was unfit to teach English to the border jumping chilrens that Nancy Pelosi referred to as an opportunity.

 

[HenryBHough]

That's just one more fly in the oink mint!

 

[Toro]

[MENTION=18755]mal[/MENTION] ain't got no game.



Oh, wait. Did you say homophone?

I thought you said homophobe!

 

[shart_attack]

It's somewhat annoying that some posters on this thread obviously don't want to follow its modus operandi and use a homophone in a sentence, but I'm not gonna let it ruin my whirled.

 

[shart_attack]

I think I'll just pore myself a Scotch, and listen to some blues.

 

[shart_attack]

I had a chance to see Robert Craze band a few months back.

 

[Ropey]

Are you from the Bay boy, or the Peer my Deer?

The Bay

The Peer

My Deer

 

[HenryBHough]

Whiled horses couldn't make me bring up W.C. Fields intentional homophones:

Mahatma Kane Jeeves!

Go figger that one out!