M. J. Wahl is one of the funniest writers that I have ever found.

Am I correct that M. J. Wahl is really funny?

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In my opinion M. J. Wahl can be compared with Richard Sapir and Warren Murphy who got me into rather twisted humour ever since I was not much more than ten years old.

I believe that I found "The Hardy Boys" books when I was nine or ten but a few years later I began to read "The Destroyer" series created by Richard Sapir and Warren Murphy. These two authors were so sarcastic and funny that they got me reading one or two or even three books per week by many authors, [but it was Remo Williams and his mentor Chiun, [The Master of Sinanju], who got me into the habit of reading voraciously.

If I am incorrect, my apologies in advance but Richard Sapir was Jewish and Warren Murphy was an Irishman, so I kind of suspect that the title "Sinanju" means a Sin Finner and a Jew! Now that possibility meant a lot to me considering that I began to keep the Jewish Sabbath when I was a teenager. I had became an Atheist after being taught Darwinian Evolutionary Theory in Grade Four. I preferred Atheism to the Hellfire and Brimstone sermon that I had heard on TV from a famous TV Evangelist. But when I began to listen to Evangelist Garner Ted Armstrong I began to read "The Plain Truth" magazine and everything that was put out by The Worldwide Church of God.

For all of his many flaws, Evangelist Garner Ted Armstrong came across as one of the funniest and most sarcastic Christian evangelists that I have ever heard. Garner Ted made fun of anything and everybody in his path, [especially Democratic Party Presidents]!

For the record I DO NOT RECOMMEND "The Destroyer" series, now, it was terribly politically incorrect!!!!!

Richard Sapir and Warren Murphy were very dangerous authors, and no young person should read their Political Satire!!!!!!

But Mr. M. J. Wahl is Canadian, and he has written about some of the coolest ALIENS that I have ever read about, [but warning, they are addicted to TIM HORTON'S COFFEE!!!!!]

Here is a link to M. J. Wahl's blog that is also very funny!

[M. J. Wahl] :

Wally & the Anti-fascist Fairy is now available​

January 5, 2026 Gluplock pulp fiction, sci-fi humor
I’m excited to announce that my new political satire, Wally & the Anti-fascist Fairy, is now available on Amazon, Kobo, Apple and B&N in digital format and paperback.

It’s about a narcissist president who decrees that fairies are a domestic terrorist threat, and uses that to panic Americans into letting him become King of the World.

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The cover for my new political satire
It all starts one day when some high school bullies think it would be great fun to pick on the weird kids who dress up as fairies. When Wally and his friends decide they’ve had enough, they take to the streets dressed in animal and fairy costumes to protest against the bullies.

No bullies!​

Their ā€˜no bullies’ day protest goes viral on social media, and it’s not long before it comes to the attention of a thin-skinned president who’s convinced the protests are about him. Anger turns his orange face to brighter hues of tangerine as he watches the protesters dancing in the streets, and he designates anyone wearing a fairy or hippo costume as an Antifa terrorists.

The Gestapo arm of Homeland Insecurity – the National Interspecies Costume Enforcement agency (NICE) – starts rounding up and incarcerating hippos, frogs and fairies – or anyone dressed like one. But they can’t build the NICE concentration camps fast enough, so the president comes up with another one of his great policy ideas: detain the protesters in zoos. They’re dressed up as animals, after all.

Zoo officials, however, aren’t so sure it’s a good idea to put people in the zoo, even if they are dressed like animals, and are faced with a terrible decision: follow the orders of a deranged president, or disobey.

And that’s when the adventure for Wally and his Fairy friends really gets going.






The Canadian Conspiracy (1985)​


62,477 views Mar 2, 2013

A 1985 mockumentary illustrating a supposed conspiracy to infiltrate American culture through employment in the entertainment industry. Featuring John Candy, Lorne Greene, Monty Hall, Doug Henning, Margot Kidder, Eugene Levy, Rich Little, Howie Mandel, Lorne Michaels, Anne Murray, Leslie Nielsen, Morley Safer, William Shatner, Martin Short, Alan Thicke & Dave Thomas



WARNING...... WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF THE ELON MUSK WERE TO MEET WITH THE M. J. WAHL??????????


IF THE GREAT ONE.... THE WAYNE GRETZKY WERE TO BECOME Unofficial Ambassador to the USA.... anything might happen?????!!!!!

"Wayne Gretzky vs Justin Trudeau for "Deputy Canadian Ambassador to the United States?""





 
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Speaking of "weird kids who dress up as fairies" I am reminded of the near death experience account of my online friend Christian Andreason.

[Christian Andreason] :

"12. What about sexually diverse people?​

If this world was to ever find out just a small amount of what sexually diverse (gay) people are here to do on this planet, there would never be one single wisecrack or hurtful remark made ever again. Instead there would be great respect! People who speak disrespectful things about people of this orientation … enact judgment, and do so from a place of unenlightenment, insecurity, ego and socially induced prejudice. Some may use mistranslated scriptures taught to them, not by the Holy Spirit … but by fear-filled human beings. Many will choose to sustain a divinely unsupported satanic hate-based rage against these children of God, rather than using love to bring understanding and healing between both peoples. Christ said, THE GREATEST COMMANDMENT IS THAT WE ARE TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER! When people sling condemnation, judgment and bitterness at others, they are not practicing the great commandment. They are allowing their souls to fall into darkness."



I personally must admit to something.....
IF Literary Genius M. J. Wahl has psychologically profiled President Trump accurately.......

then..... I DENNISPTATE may be one of the most profoundly naive and stupid students of modern USA history who is participating on United States Message Board at this time!

I personally have concluded that President Trump and his team are the good guys and the bad guys are the Neo-Malthusians who actually wish TO DEPOPULATE THIS EARTH....... on a scale very much in line with the numbers that Mr. Bill Gates gave back in 2010.

The lecture "Innovating to zero" postulates reducing the world's population down from the six point eight billion that were here on this third rock back in 2010.... down to two or three billion!

Bill Gates and his backers were not joking.... Thomas Malthus explained this idea back in 1798 but his theory has been modernized and is now termed "Neo-Malthusianism."


Malthusianism is an economic and demographic theory, originating from Thomas Robert Malthus' 1798 work, arguing that exponential population growth will inevitably outpace linear food production growth. This imbalance leads to a "Malthusian catastrophe"—famine, disease, or war—that reduces population to sustainable levels. It posits that poverty is unavoidable.

Key Aspects of Malthusianism:
  • The Trap:Population grows geometrically (
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    1,2,4,8...
    ) while food supply grows arithmetically (
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    1,2,3,4...
    ), creating a inevitable crisis.
  • Checks on Population:Malthus identified "positive checks" (famine, disease, war) that increase mortality and "preventive checks" (moral restraint, celibacy, delayed marriage) to lower birth rates
    .
    • Context: Written in 1798, it was a response to utopian views, arguing that poverty is not caused by poor government, but by natural population pressures.
    • Influence: Inspired Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection.




Critiques and Modern Relevance:
  • Technological Advancements: Contrary to Malthus, technological innovations, mechanized farming, and fertilizers have allowed food production to keep pace with population growth.
  • Demographic Transition: As societies industrialize, birth rates often decline voluntarily, countering rapid population growth.
  • Marxist View: Karl Marx argued that poverty is a result of the capitalist distribution of resources, not population size.
  • Neo-Malthusianism: While the strict 18th-century theory is largely dismissed, modern "neo-malthusian" ideas focus on environmental limits and the need for sustainable population levels through education and family planning.


And now to thoroughly confuse anybody who has read to this point.





"Did Canada's Prime Minister Pierre E. Trudeau save the world's environment from over productive Canadians?"



To summarize my thesis.....
a powerful case can be presented that the almost certainly Neo-Malthusian banker guy from Switzerland who convinced Prime Minister Pierre E. Trudeau to make what is generally felt by Canadians to be one of THE MOST COLOSSAL ERRORS BY A SITTING PRIME MINISTER IN A CENTURY......... but....... just wait.......... PseucoScience and Parapsychology may PROVE THAT PRIME MINISTER PIERRE E. TRUDEAU HAD ACCESS TO INFORMATION THAT virtually NONE OF US IGNORANT CANADIAN CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES, had access to.......
.... so perhaps Prime Minister Pierre E. Trudeau's seeming error back in 1974 may have saved the lives of billions of us?!


[Ms. Betty Krawczyk] :
... "The Bank of Canada was first established by Prime Minister Richard Bennet in 1935 as a private central bank, but was then nationalized by William Lyon Mackenzie King in 1938. By nationalizing the bank, Mackenzie King meant for it to belong to the people so the Canadian government could borrow funds with little or no interest for capital expenditures. The mandate of the newly nationalized Bank of Canada was to act as the banker to the government and to manage the public debt. As Mackenzie King famously said: ā€œOnce a nation parts with the control of their currency and credit, it matters not who makes that nation’s laws. Usury, once in control, will wreck any nation. Until the control of the issue of currency and credit is restored to government and recognized as its most sacred responsibility, all talk of sovereignty of parliament and of democracy is idle and futile.ā€

So the Bank of Canada was nationalized in 1938 and the government could now borrow money with little or no interest. And it worked. The Canadian government built freeways, public transportation systems, subway line, airports, the St. Lawrence Seaway and funded a national health care system and the Canada Pension Plan. But then Trudeau, under the influence of the international financial group called Basel’s
Committee’s Recommendations (The Basel Committee on Banking Supervision) made the decision to halt the borrowing of money from the Bank of Canada, and instead, chose to borrow from the private banks who instead of lending to the government at no interest, or low interest, introduced higher interest rates along with compound interest.

All banks know very well the magic of compound interest. And Pierre Trudeau must have known that the mounting compounded national debt would lead to Canadians eventually owing a dollar fifty for every dollar of their disposable incomes. After all, he studied economics at the London School of Economics. Surely the professors there knew about compound interest.

So Pierre Trudeau, instead of feeling blessed that Canada, unlike the US, had a nationalized central bank, signed our bank away to the private banks. Couldn’t Trudeau, such an educated man, surmise that citizens in a few years would be struggling to make car payments and meet rent and mortgages and student loans and to buy healthy food while last year’s profits for the big five (that’s Royal Bank, TD Bank, Scotiabank, Bank of Montreal and CIBC amounted to $31.7 billion?) If he did, he didn’t care. But it doesn’t have to be this way. It really doesn’t. Our Bank of
Canada is still there. Next time." (Ms. Betty Krawczyk)




We aspiring students of the paranormal and parapsychology are well aware that Prime Minister Pierre E. Trudeau is actually a HEROIC FIGURE who seeming error...... slowed down the economy of Canada...... and made it possible to spiral the USA national debt out of control....... which slowed down the economy of the USA...... and voila...... in this new and improved time line with a dampened Canadian economy the WORLD OF JANUARY 1, 2013 THAT WAS SHOWN THE THE VOLUNTEERS IN THE HELEN WAMBACH PH. D. AND DR. CHET SNOW RESEARCH DID NOT HAPPEN!

DID PRIME MINISTER PIERRE E. TRUDEA SAVE MILLIONS OR EVEN BILLIONS OF LIVES WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF APPLIED MULTIVERSE THEORY???????


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Oh, man. I was a HUGE fan of the Remo Williams books way back when.

I was never a pulp fiction reader, but the Destroyer series grabbed me for some reason.

There were, what, 150 books in the series?

There was one movie made, and they used a white guy to play Chiun. There was also a TV movie and Chiun was played by Roddy McDowall.

Hilarious.

The TV version is on YouTube.

 
Oh, man. I was a HUGE fan of the Remo Williams books way back when.

I was never a pulp fiction reader, but the Destroyer series grabbed me for some reason.

There were, what, 150 books in the series?

There was one movie made, and they used a white guy to play Chiun. There was also a TV movie and Chiun was played by Roddy McDowall.

Hilarious.

The TV version is on YouTube.



Sapir and Murphy were two of the funniest writers that I have ever found.... but this guy M. J. Wahl is impressive. He has aliens who are hooked on Tim Horton's Coffee. No kidding!



 
Oh, man. I was a HUGE fan of the Remo Williams books way back when.

I was never a pulp fiction reader, but the Destroyer series grabbed me for some reason.

There were, what, 150 books in the series?

There was one movie made, and they used a white guy to play Chiun. There was also a TV movie and Chiun was played by Roddy McDowall.

Hilarious.

The TV version is on YouTube.



If it were not for Sapir and Murphy....
I almost certainly would not have a win, win, win, win,
plan for Shalom in the Middle East bouncing
around in my head these days?

....
I am now living in Brant County, Ontario, Canada....
and I am considering a campaign for the office of
Mayor.....
and one of my major goals will be to attempt to
bring a surge of Shalom and an increase in win, win, win, win, economic cooperation, to the Middle East partly through
teaching English for free to the Islamic residents of
this county?


"
Will world peace begin with immigrants from many nations who go to Canada and find out ways to address the root causes of the conflicts that were going on in the nations that they left?

I am hopeful that this will be the case, for example, immigrants to Canada from the Middle East may be able to turn the world away from the Al Gore Carbon Tax Theory and the Bill Gates, "Innovation to zero" emissions theory, and instead adopt the more down to earth approach to Climate Change advocated in the Jewish, Islamic and Christian scriptures as well as by a New Mexico biologist and coach.

Here is an ancient Islamic prediction that sounds like a brilliant response to both the threat of rising ocean levels... as well as to the Economic Crisis that it appears some influential people seem to want to occur."
Book 005, Number 2208:
"Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (way peace be upon him) as saying: The Last Hour will not come before wealth becomes abundant and overflowing, so much so that a man takes Zakat out of his property and cannot find anyone to accept it from him and till the land of Arabia becomes meadows and rivers."
SAHIH MUSLIM, BOOK 25: The Book on General Behaviour (Kitab Al-Adab)

Assisting nine point four million Israelis and TWO BILLION ISLAMIC NEIGHBOURS to Israelis, to divert investment away from warfare and instead into large scale desalination of ocean water for
agriculture, reforestation projects and to make life better for everybody who lives in the Middle East will lead to
the fulfillment of Isaiah chapter thirty five. This fits with the Jewish concept of Tikkun Olam.

... "The wilderness and the solitary place shall be glad for them; and the desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose.
It shall blossom abundantly, and rejoice even with joyand singing: the glory of Lebanon shall be given unto it, the
excellency of Carmel and Sharon, they shall see the glory of the LORD, and the excellency of our God.

....
Then shall the lame man leap as an hart, and the tongueof the dumb sing: for in the wilderness shall waters break out,
and streams in the desert.
And the parched ground shall become a pool, and the thirsty land springs of water: in the habitation of dragons,where
each lay, shall be grass with reeds and rushes." (Isaiah 35 : 1, 2, 6, 7 ).

A New Mexico biologist and coach wrote up an alternative theory on stabilization of the climate that fits well with these ancient Islamic and Jewish predictions for the last decades and centuries of human history before our Creator gives us a utopian world where the Holy Spirit is poured out on all flesh.

New Mexico biologist and coach Carl Cantrell.....
 
Oh, man. I was a HUGE fan of the Remo Williams books way back when.

I was never a pulp fiction reader, but the Destroyer series grabbed me for some reason.

There were, what, 150 books in the series?

There was one movie made, and they used a white guy to play Chiun. There was also a TV movie and Chiun was played by Roddy McDowall.

Hilarious.

The TV version is on YouTube.



Shalom g5000....
would you be willing to begin a Facebook group with the title "Fans of Canadian Actor Stephen McHattie" or something like that title?

......

CANADIAN BORN ACTOR MR. STEPHEN MCHATTIE.....
IS a relative of mine....... [perhaps his Grand Uncle or Uncle "J. or D. MacHattie], might even be my grandmothers's real father, [no kidding]?
.....

I would like to get into a public debate with my cousin Mr. Stephen McHattie.......
based on some of my online writings........

.... I would like to do some sort of "volunteerism" for some sort of organization that I believe Mr. Stephen McHattie may well set up..... For example: "Fans of Canadian Actor Stephen McHattie".......

and my cousin and I can debate.....
"Trump Derangement Syndrome"
"Stabilization of the Climate"
"Theoretical Physics, specifically Applied Multiverse Theory"
'Economics, [specifically the theories of Dr. Milton Friedman as elaborated on by Economist John Hotson, Economist Harold Chorney and Economist Mario Seccarrecia, not to mention NDP leader the late Mr. Jack Layton].

Shalom........

CrazyTate.....




......

for the record I plan to send a copy of this question and message to The M. J. Wahl shortly.........


I have his e-mail.......
 
It is amazing how much of the fixing of the USA could begin through Hollwood North, [the Canadian film industry]?

.....
Shalom Honorable Minister Mr. Avi Lewis:

If I am incorrect in my beliefs you have my apologies in advance but I am convinced that YOU could begin a discussion with Conservative Party Leader Mr. Pierre Poilievre that could turn out to be win, win, win, win, win for ninety nine point nine, nine percent of forty one million Canadians?

As an example of a precedent for the NDP working with a Conservative Minority Government I would like to point to an incident that occurred while Mr. Stephen Harper served as Prime Minister. A Member of Parliament for the New Democratic Party of Canada presented P. M. Harper and his government with amendments to the Employment Insurance program that would encourage Canadians to be willing to accept at least part time employment.

It is a fact that the E. I. check for a part time worker could often be nearly as high as their check from their primary employer if they are working fifteen, twenty, twenty four or twenty eight hours weekly. This is an excellent improvement over the Unemployment Insurance Program of the eighties and nineties.

I should include my 2006 campaign for M. L. A. as an independent back in 2006 just to give you an idea of what I believe must be done next for Canadians:

 

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