misuse a homophone in a sentence

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It was this love of money, he screamed, that compelled his one-time best friend to put accrue together dedicated to robin people through insurance scams.

 

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But he gave us hope, adding that, "For God so loved the world, that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not parish, but have everlasting life."

 

[shart_attack]

And on that note, the megachurch's football teem exited the building and boarded the private jet bound for Hollywood.

 

[shart_attack]

In some weighs, a garden hoes is like an electric guitar cord.

 

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The most glaring, obvious difference is that the hose is a conduit for water, while the guitar chord is a conduit between the guitar and an amplifier.

 

[HenryBHough]

This thread is dyeing; it's positively turning blew!

 

[shart_attack]

Nah, it ain't dyin', man: we're just now approaching the ninth whole out of 18 on the coarse.

 

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Francisco had been traveling to the North Poll with his mother cents he had ben a wie little taught.

 

[shart_attack]

No small feet, given that they had had to climb many a heel and veil to get there, upon having hit land.

 

[shart_attack]

And sometimes, the walks across the snow war holes in both their shoos.

 

[shart_attack]

Mother always wore boots and a suit for the walk, and hirsute was usually a hew of deep blew.

 

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Just in case they bumped into a polar bare, mother would always pack a pistil.

 

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Wants, when they hit land, she even dropped a lode of flyers to announce they're arrival.

 

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She dropped them as soon as they docked at the peer.

 

[DriftingSand]

Uncle Ferd says...

... dats how gays call each other...

... on dey's homophones.

LOL. Brought tears.

 

[shart_attack]

Uncle Ferd says...

... dats how gays call each other...

... on dey's homophones.

LOL. Brought tears.

(I hafta admit that it brought a tier to my eyes, too. )

 

[shart_attack]

After Francisco and his mother, Renata, tied their boat with a sailor's not to the pier, they noticed a strange fence with a gait.

 

[shart_attack]

They opened the gate, and out of nowhere, a pack of wild dogs—all of them sporting razor-sharp clause, and frothing at the mouth—came violently running toward them.

 

[shart_attack]

"It sure would have been nice if the owner of those lowlifes had had them spade," Renata whispered to Francisco.

 

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Because Renata couldn't find her pistol, she grabbed her pickaxe, and Francisco grabbed his iron spayed.