misuse a homophone in a sentence

[shart_attack]

A farmer's daughter, Jane loved Dick's fast machine. One might say that it was a bit of a cattle list for her pent-up sexual angst.

 

[shart_attack]

At any rate, Dick had herd that the steppes of the state capitol building were a great place to have really nasty sex.

 

[shart_attack]

"Yule love the rush that you get from doing it there," Dick's friend Dane had told him more than a few times.

 

[shart_attack]

So imagine the surprise on both both Dick and Jane's faces when some of the governor's AIDS ran onto the capital steps to stop them as soon as the couple began to disrobe.

 

[emilynghiem]

There's nothing like ebola chicken soup to cure the common cold.
Oops, was that a pun instead of a homophone?
Zori! Sari?
Didn't mean to tacks your patients?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

Can see your point about forum, but the word games are all about words too. So this forum is about writing, but the other's about writing AND games using writing so that group is twice as appropriate as this one. That said,

British people are plagued by the Oedipal Complex calling every woman Mom.

 

[Statistikhengst]

We holed these truths two be self-evident.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Two often, to many people misuse simple words too make their points.

 

[Statistikhengst]

It was won loan shooter.

 

[HenryBHough]

Nothing wrong with Eddy Pus Wrecks! He was just a nice bouy who loved his mother.

 

[Tresha91203]

Is that from "Morning Becomes Elektra?"

 

[HenryBHough]

So the Greek fella in the tailor shop questioned a rent garment in for repair:

"Euripedes?"

And the customer replies:

"Yeah, eumenides"?

 

[shart_attack]

I remember the first time I saw Prints in concert way back in 1984. It rocked.

 

[shart_attack]

We tried to tell Francisca that the oboe is a tough instrument to play because it's a read, but she insisted that she wanted to play it anyway.

 

[emilynghiem]

"He offered his honor.
She honored his offer.
And all night long,
he was honor and offer!"

-- old joke, not really a homophone
because the puns are in two words
not one, sorry. Me a culpa times too!
^ okay, so there's a homophone ^

 

[TyroneSlothrop]

I am not sure weather or not to participate in this thread....