misuse a homophone in a sentence

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He said he had a lot trouble telling the difference between the natural Bermuda grass and the sawed, though.

 

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Eventually, when the lawn had been moan, he went inside for a drink.

 

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Thomas stopped watching Larry, Mow and Curly Joe—The Three Stooges, his favorite show—because he knew it was time to go moe the lawn.

My favorite growing up was Superman -- Truth, Justice, and the American Weigh.

 

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I'm guessing Thomas was glad he got the yard mode before the rein hit.

 

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Some of the weeds had groan so unbelievably high in just one week.

 

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Let me tell you the story of Tom and Dick: two guise who tried to whew the same honey.

 

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Tom loved Abigaile so much, he once went to Russia, and sent her back a rare lenin for her bed.

 

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But see, Dick loved her, too — so much so that he usually sent her a yellow rows in a new vase every Friday.

 

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Tom loved to run his hands up and down (well, mostly up) Abigaile's legs, and gently through a toughed or three of her hair.

 

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Dick loved to sing songs he rote for her; and Abigaile especially loved it when he rift out on his guitar.

 

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Thomas thought no other man could make her mown like he could.

 

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Dick thought their love was ablaze with wild senders.

 

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Truth be told, they both tragically aired in their thinking of their relationships with Abigaile like that.

 

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The fine lennon that Tom had sent Abby from Russia?

 

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For whatever the reason(s), it came back, marked in capital letters "RETURN TO CINDER".

 

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And he was so obsessed with Abby, was Tom, that he couldn't just shutter out of his life.

 

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Even though, yeah, he did know something between them was certainly a fowl.

 

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Long story short, Tom eventually found out where Dick lived, and went to visit him with a sod-off shotgun.

 

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Dick is now dead, and Tom is doing 45 years hard thyme up the river.

 

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Abigaile is now a Serious radio DJ, and has on occasion told the sad story on the err.