Ok, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are to continue our freak show "Geniuses of disguise" . Now welcome Russian 15M69 - "Vehicle of engineering support and masking", which can imitate Topol-M and Yars ballistic missiles.
You've never served. What little in country I did, you slept whenever and where every you could and sleeping bags was just extra weight that only sillyvillian campers worried about. My pillow was my Ruck. My blanket was my Jungle fatigues. And hopefully, it didn't rain. I just got a taste of that. But others lived that way sometimes up to 18 months at a time with only a few breaks.