Merry Christimas to all the board liberals blindly supporting liars, and to the libs furious about knockout coverage. Merry Christmas to the Cowboys who keep saying Romo can play, and those who don't, and to the gay negro dance team, as well. Merry Christmas to the Jewish State, and the month-old child injured during the Israeli raid, and the juke box. Merry Christmas to the head coach of the Redskins, whoever they are, and the liberal collective of love. Merry Christmas to the homeschoolers, and those demanding an increase in reputation points, and especially to the Christians united for Israel. And to the atheist failures, happy atheistmas you humbugs. And to the Hawks and the Rams and the impossibility of civility, Christmas is a time of peace and celebration. Merry Christmas to the denizens of the coffee shop #2, and to the Republican party, and let's not forget to remember Phil Robertson in our prayers. Merry Christmas to A&E channel, Fox News, and Pope Francis. And to all the Israelis, God bless you, please give all the angry Palestinian leaders a warm hug from Santa Claus, too. Merry Christmas to the man from Texas, and his wife, and to the unborn babies. To the Muslims, please don't hate the Christians. And, in conclusion, Merry Christmas all you intolerable trolls.
Today is a day of miracles. The greatest one is the gift of healing and reconciliation. If there is anyone you are estranged from, I strongly encourage you to reach out and try to reconnect with them. Put the past in the past and take a page from Ebeneezer Scrooge in letting the Spirit of Christmas past, present, and future take root in your heart.