Maybe History really is bunk

[Unkotare]

I have a bunch of dingaling wetter Mexicans next door that wouldn't know the Statue of Liberty from the Taj Mahal .

It must suck for them having to live next to such an asshole.

 

[Old Rocks]

Uaxactun (above) is an ancient ruin of the Maya civilization which was built around the 4th century and Candi Sukuh (below) was built in Java in the 15th century and there is a 1000-year gap between the two ruins.

Ah, but you see, Frankie Boy has secret information that the builders of the Maya ruins were taken up into our hollow moon by aliens, put in a time warp, then allowed to build the structure in Java in the 15th century. Be sure to ask Frankie about his hollow moon.