Married to a Liberal

[5stringJeff]

The Top 14 Signs You're Married to a Liberal (slightly updated by me)


14> In your wedding vows, "love, honor, and cherish" were
replaced with "legitimize, empower, and respect her
reproductive freedom."

13> Pile of burned George W. Bush effigies in the back yard is
starting to block the sun.

12> Supports John Kerry for President in 2004, but has no idea why.

11> After a poor performance in the bedroom, you find yourself
enrolled in a federal program to correct your shortcomings.

10> To rectify years of persecution to women, she makes you
wipe your own ass.

9> Misses your funeral to protest the harsh sentence given
your killer.

8> You casually mention your "Euthanize the Homeless" idea
and -- BANG! -- no sex for a month.

7> What, the family budget is *BALANCED*? Quick, let's get
to the mall and buy something!

6> Insists his socks are not mismatched, they're "diverse."

5> He was a tireless advocate of gun control until the
impeachment hearings started. Now he owns a rocket
launcher.

4> At the height of passion, cries out, "Tax me!!!"

3> It's bad enough that he looks like an extra from "Deliverance"
-- now he can't keep his loudmouth Cajun trap shut on those
talk shows.

2> Constantly pelts your cats with ketchup, screeching, "Fur is
murder!"


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You're Married to a Liberal...


1> She's got the kids playing "Barbaric Imperialists and
Innocent Native Americans" again.

 

[Aquarian]

Originally posted by gop_jeff
4> At the height of passion, cries out, "Tax me!!!"

 

[MtnBiker]

12> Supports John Kerry for President in 2004, but has no idea why.

:teeth:

 

[KLSuddeth]

The only difference is that he is turning right and refuses to admit it.

(I promised him that I wouldnt slam him too hard in this thread.)

 

[MtnBiker]

Originally posted by KLSuddeth

(I promised him that I wouldnt slam him too hard in this thread.)

Don't slam him, pat him on the back.

 

[KLSuddeth]

he gets patted alot :