Wow. You poor sap. Struggling so hard to maintain your delusions to the point of actual mental illness.
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The reason Trump wears ball caps is because the wind musses his hair and reveals all his hair is at the top of his head. He had a surgery where it was pulled to the top, and he grows it long so he can sweep it around to cover his entire head.
Since it was going to be necessary to be out in public a lot, often outdoors, while he ran for President, he got all you tards to wear hats, too, so he wouldn't look out of the ordinary.
The man is a PR genius.
And he has his suits tailor made to conceal his morbid obesity. You will also notice that he always leans forward with his elbows on his knees when sitting so his ginormous gut doesn't stick out.