Luke Perry Dead at 52 yo; While I'm Living Longer and EATING STEAK!

That's right all you scadoodlers, iron pumpers and other fitness fatnatics, Perry is dead and just look at him!

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Great shape and he worked his butt off to get that way I'm sure, while I eat steak and whatever else God places dead at my feet. And HE died of a stroke, Gawd rest his soul.

Luke Perry, ‘90210’ and ‘Riverdale’ Star, Dies at 52

The universe is not kind, it is not fair and it laughs at our attempts to determine our future.

Nature just said 'F You P:erry; your a dead MFer!' probably right after he did 100 push ups!

Me:

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MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! !



damn he was only 52.....


another one I out lived
 
That's right all you scadoodlers, iron pumpers and other fitness fatnatics, Perry is dead and just look at him!

luke-perry.jpg


Great shape and he worked his butt off to get that way I'm sure, while I eat steak and whatever else God places dead at my feet. And HE died of a stroke, Gawd rest his soul.

Luke Perry, ‘90210’ and ‘Riverdale’ Star, Dies at 52

The universe is not kind, it is not fair and it laughs at our attempts to determine our future.

Nature just said 'F You P:erry; your a dead MFer!' probably right after he did 100 push ups!

Me:

7d8dc0ceb5f8503a66d8ed0cf099bbfb.jpeg


MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! !

Who the **** is "Luke Perry"?


His brother is Luke Skywalker
 
Perry was best know for his drinking and smoking. That'll do it.
 
RIP Luke Perry but I believe a lesson to take from this is, 'Live life to the fullest' because it could all be gone in a mere second.

I nearly died when I was 21 months of age & I still remember being in the hospital then.
 
You bother for the risk vs reward as determined by your conscience.

People like the health benefits, and they also like being & feeling sexier.

I am already a sexual demigod, and I get STEAK too.
 
That's right all you scadoodlers, iron pumpers and other fitness fatnatics, Perry is dead and just look at him!

luke-perry.jpg


Great shape and he worked his butt off to get that way I'm sure, while I eat steak and whatever else God places dead at my feet. And HE died of a stroke, Gawd rest his soul.

Luke Perry, ‘90210’ and ‘Riverdale’ Star, Dies at 52

The universe is not kind, it is not fair and it laughs at our attempts to determine our future.

Nature just said 'F You P:erry; your a dead MFer!' probably right after he did 100 push ups!

Me:

7d8dc0ceb5f8503a66d8ed0cf099bbfb.jpeg


MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! !

Who the **** is "Luke Perry"?


His brother is Luke Skywalker

Yet another guy with two first names. Can these clowns not afford a surname or what?

Men get two first names, women two last names. Amirite Whitney Houston?
 
He looks old for 52.
Who knows what he was doing in private.

Some people try to work out as a way of purifying them of the consequences of their excesses.

I just avoid all that and eat STEAK!

If you're not eating bacon and beer, you will die someday.
OIh, I get plenty of Bacon and Beer.

You know, they should have bacon flavored beer, right?
They have bacon flavored beer, it tastes like ass though...got some burnt-bacon taste quality to it. They overdid the smoke.
Thank you for the heads up.

Remember the brand name?
 
Mmmmmm.....bacon.
 
He looks old for 52.
Who knows what he was doing in private.

Some people try to work out as a way of purifying them of the consequences of their excesses.

I just avoid all that and eat STEAK!

If you're not eating bacon and beer, you will die someday.
OIh, I get plenty of Bacon and Beer.

You know, they should have bacon flavored beer, right?
They have bacon flavored beer, it tastes like ass though...got some burnt-bacon taste quality to it. They overdid the smoke.

Sounds like fake smoke flavor, pass!

Rather have a Bloody Mary with bacon. OldLady
 
He looks old for 52.
Who knows what he was doing in private.

Some people try to work out as a way of purifying them of the consequences of their excesses.

I just avoid all that and eat STEAK!

If you're not eating bacon and beer, you will die someday.
OIh, I get plenty of Bacon and Beer.

You know, they should have bacon flavored beer, right?
They have bacon flavored beer, it tastes like ass though...got some burnt-bacon taste quality to it. They overdid the smoke.

Sounds like fake smoke flavor, pass!

Rather have a Bloody Mary with bacon. OldLady

Actually, an excellent glass of red wine with BACON is perfection.
 
I hate to get all conspiratorial and all but think about this....

a) The oligarchs think the world is way over populated by a factor of about 15:1.

b) These same Oligarchs want to cull the herd so to speak and bring in cheaper labor to replace us cuz they dont talk back.

c) These same Oligarchs tell you to skip the STEAK and eat the kale.

I say, dont help THEM imminentize the Eschaton.
 
Who knows what he was doing in private.

Some people try to work out as a way of purifying them of the consequences of their excesses.

I just avoid all that and eat STEAK!

If you're not eating bacon and beer, you will die someday.
OIh, I get plenty of Bacon and Beer.

You know, they should have bacon flavored beer, right?
They have bacon flavored beer, it tastes like ass though...got some burnt-bacon taste quality to it. They overdid the smoke.

Sounds like fake smoke flavor, pass!

Rather have a Bloody Mary with bacon. OldLady

Actually, an excellent glass of red wine with BACON is perfection.

Anything with bacon is perfection.....except kale.
 
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