Listening to Jesus

[Mudda]

So god's son doesn't have enough power to make figs appear out of nothing, just wine?

Would you rather have wine or figs?

I'd rather worship a solid god, not some low-rent loser who can't make food AND drink.

I thought you were talking about Jesus, not God. And I didn't know that you were shopping around for a god to worship.

BTW.. Jesus did make drink and food.

Remember?

He said, "Eat this"...

Jesus mooched most of his food, he must not have been much of a carpenter.

But what I've always wanted to know is, if Jesus is the actual son of god, did his shit stinks like everyone else's, or did it have a sort of heavenly smell?

Jesus' mark has been indelibly left on mankind for over two thousand years and transformed mankind. Not too bad for a convicted criminal who was put to death by the superpower of the day, especially considering His ministry only lasted 3 1/2 years. What exactly have you done?

Real stuff, not made up fantasies.

 

[ding]

Would you rather have wine or figs?

I'd rather worship a solid god, not some low-rent loser who can't make food AND drink.

I thought you were talking about Jesus, not God. And I didn't know that you were shopping around for a god to worship.

BTW.. Jesus did make drink and food.

Remember?

He said, "Eat this"...

Jesus mooched most of his food, he must not have been much of a carpenter.

But what I've always wanted to know is, if Jesus is the actual son of god, did his shit stinks like everyone else's, or did it have a sort of heavenly smell?

Jesus' mark has been indelibly left on mankind for over two thousand years and transformed mankind. Not too bad for a convicted criminal who was put to death by the superpower of the day, especially considering His ministry only lasted 3 1/2 years. What exactly have you done?

Real stuff, not made up fantasies.

Can you prove it?

 

[Mudda]

I'd rather worship a solid god, not some low-rent loser who can't make food AND drink.

That explains why you worship yourself.

Their religion is socialism which worships big government and social policy. It is based on atheism and deification of man. It proceeds in almost all its manifestations from the assumption that the basic principles guiding the life of an individual and of mankind in general do not go beyond the satisfaction of material needs or primitive instincts. They have no distinction between good and evil, no morality or any other kind of value, save pleasure.

No, it doesn't even explain why you worship me.

But it does explain why you worship yourself.

What do we all need to be worshipping someone? Were you abandoned as a child?

You are worshiping someone... yourself.

So when I have people over, should I pass a collection plate around?

 

[ding]

That explains why you worship yourself.

Their religion is socialism which worships big government and social policy. It is based on atheism and deification of man. It proceeds in almost all its manifestations from the assumption that the basic principles guiding the life of an individual and of mankind in general do not go beyond the satisfaction of material needs or primitive instincts. They have no distinction between good and evil, no morality or any other kind of value, save pleasure.

No, it doesn't even explain why you worship me.

But it does explain why you worship yourself.

What do we all need to be worshipping someone? Were you abandoned as a child?

You are worshiping someone... yourself.

So when I have people over, should I pass a collection plate around?

Sure. You could probably use the help.

 

[Mudda]

No, it doesn't even explain why you worship me.

But it does explain why you worship yourself.

What do we all need to be worshipping someone? Were you abandoned as a child?

You are worshiping someone... yourself.

So when I have people over, should I pass a collection plate around?

Sure. You could probably use the help.

Why? Does your god need help?

 

[ding]

But it does explain why you worship yourself.

What do we all need to be worshipping someone? Were you abandoned as a child?

You are worshiping someone... yourself.

So when I have people over, should I pass a collection plate around?

Sure. You could probably use the help.

Why? Does your god need help?

You will have to ask Him when you meet Him.

 

[Mudda]

What do we all need to be worshipping someone? Were you abandoned as a child?

You are worshiping someone... yourself.

So when I have people over, should I pass a collection plate around?

Sure. You could probably use the help.

Why? Does your god need help?

You will have to ask Him when you meet Him.

So I'm not going to hell? Cool.

 

[ding]

You are worshiping someone... yourself.

So when I have people over, should I pass a collection plate around?

Sure. You could probably use the help.

Why? Does your god need help?

You will have to ask Him when you meet Him.

So I'm not going to hell? Cool.

You'll have to take that up with God.

 

[Mudda]

So when I have people over, should I pass a collection plate around?

Sure. You could probably use the help.

Why? Does your god need help?

You will have to ask Him when you meet Him.

So I'm not going to hell? Cool.

You'll have to take that up with God.

I'll talk him around, but if he wants me to stay, I'll have a few conditions.

 

[ding]

Sure. You could probably use the help.

Why? Does your god need help?

You will have to ask Him when you meet Him.

So I'm not going to hell? Cool.

You'll have to take that up with God.

I'll talk him around, but if he wants me to stay, I'll have a few conditions.

Sounds like a good plan. I'm sure it will all work out for the best.

 

[Mudda]

Why? Does your god need help?

You will have to ask Him when you meet Him.

So I'm not going to hell? Cool.

You'll have to take that up with God.

I'll talk him around, but if he wants me to stay, I'll have a few conditions.

Sounds like a good plan. I'm sure it will all work out for the best.

Ya, sounds like he can use some help with his rule system.

 

[kjw47]

What is required to benefit from Jesus' sacrifice?

Jesus died on the cross for our sins, therefore, that bill is paid and we can sin all we want?

Only one in darkness believes that. Why did all who died pay their own wages of sin, even the apostles. There is 0 room for sin in Gods creation.

So then why did Jesus die on the cross? For nothing?

During the tribulation--the remaining little flock go to heaven, The great multitude are brought through Har-mageddon. these will never taste death. It was for these righteous ones that he died for. The door is open to all--FEW find their way in.

 

[kjw47]

What is required to benefit from Jesus' sacrifice?

Jesus died on the cross for our sins, therefore, that bill is paid and we can sin all we want?

Do you worship false gods? No.

Do you speak falsely in the name of God? No.

Do you try to mislead others to 'just believe' anything and swallow bullshit without thinking? No.

Do you ever fornicate with any false religion? No?

Have you ever eaten the flesh of any unclean creature that does not think very deeply? No?


Stop with the shenanigans already.. You don't do these things. You will never do these things. You are not a sinner.

Here are two lists of unacceptable sins--1Cor 6:9-11--Gal 5:19-21--- both spots teach--those who practice one of these will not enter Gods kingdom. That doesn't even include the liars, false god worshippers--I do believe drugs come under drunkenness. The majority on earth are doing at least one of those sins.

So god's going to make a big bonfire out of everyone. He sounds like a douchebag.

He will destroy the wicked. He warned all 2000 years in advance. Its their fault, not his.

 

[yiostheoy]

What is required to benefit from Jesus' sacrifice?

John 3:36-- He that exercise' faith in the son has everlasting life, he that disobeys the son will NOT see life, but the wrath of God remains upon him.
Heb 5:9-- Jesus became responsible for all those-OBEYING him.

Jesus taught--- proof of ones love for him was by listening( learning and applying every single teaching) to him.-- like this ultra important teaching--- Man does not live by bread alone, but by EVERY UTTERANCE from God = OT-NT--Years of study, over and over, and one still learns new utterances.

So then its 100% fact-- the teachers on earth who Jesus is with--teach the flock--every utterance from God, over and over, without fail. If ones teacher does not--RUN FROM THEM.

Every mortal on earth that knows Jesus has already done these things, without fail--think about it.

That's part of it sure.

But there is more of course.

You cannot just take one little piece of the whole big picture and say this is all of it.

It would be an invalid claim. And illogical.

1 - start by studying the Greek New Testament and learning everything that Jesus said and did.

2 - imitate his acts with acts of your own.

3 - teach what you have learned from reading and doing the works of Jesus.

 

[kjw47]

-I do believe drugs come under drunkenness. The majority on earth are doing at least one of those sins.

Perhaps the dumbest thing that I ever heard.

Jesus was accused of being a drunk and not because he wasn't and taking drugs is not a sin anymore than adding sugar to your coffee is a sin.

What is a sin is perjuring yourself in the name of the Lord.

Drunkeness is a sin and you don't believe drug addiction isn't
Paul used the word--spiritism( Gal 5:19-21)-- the greek word is Farmacia--The bible says--will not enter Gods kingdom.

 

[ding]

You will have to ask Him when you meet Him.

So I'm not going to hell? Cool.

You'll have to take that up with God.

I'll talk him around, but if he wants me to stay, I'll have a few conditions.

Sounds like a good plan. I'm sure it will all work out for the best.

Ya, sounds like he can use some help with his rule system.

Don't forget to tell Him your belief that Mary had anal sex.

 

[Mudda]

What is required to benefit from Jesus' sacrifice?

Jesus died on the cross for our sins, therefore, that bill is paid and we can sin all we want?

Only one in darkness believes that. Why did all who died pay their own wages of sin, even the apostles. There is 0 room for sin in Gods creation.

So then why did Jesus die on the cross? For nothing?

During the tribulation--the remaining little flock go to heaven, The great multitude are brought through Har-mageddon. these will never taste death. It was for these righteous ones that he died for. The door is open to all--FEW find their way in.

So what did his death accomplish for these people?

 

[Mudda]

What is required to benefit from Jesus' sacrifice?

Jesus died on the cross for our sins, therefore, that bill is paid and we can sin all we want?

Do you worship false gods? No.

Do you speak falsely in the name of God? No.

Do you try to mislead others to 'just believe' anything and swallow bullshit without thinking? No.

Do you ever fornicate with any false religion? No?

Have you ever eaten the flesh of any unclean creature that does not think very deeply? No?


Stop with the shenanigans already.. You don't do these things. You will never do these things. You are not a sinner.

Here are two lists of unacceptable sins--1Cor 6:9-11--Gal 5:19-21--- both spots teach--those who practice one of these will not enter Gods kingdom. That doesn't even include the liars, false god worshippers--I do believe drugs come under drunkenness. The majority on earth are doing at least one of those sins.

So god's going to make a big bonfire out of everyone. He sounds like a douchebag.

He will destroy the wicked. He warned all 2000 years in advance. Its their fault, not his.

He's going to kill a ton of people. He's officially a douchesack.

 

[Mudda]

So I'm not going to hell? Cool.

You'll have to take that up with God.

I'll talk him around, but if he wants me to stay, I'll have a few conditions.

Sounds like a good plan. I'm sure it will all work out for the best.

Ya, sounds like he can use some help with his rule system.

Don't forget to tell Him your belief that Mary had anal sex.

So did Jesus.

 

[ding]

You'll have to take that up with God.

I'll talk him around, but if he wants me to stay, I'll have a few conditions.

Sounds like a good plan. I'm sure it will all work out for the best.

Ya, sounds like he can use some help with his rule system.

Don't forget to tell Him your belief that Mary had anal sex.

So did Jesus.

I see. Are you sure you are not projecting?