Likely Headlines-2010

[noose4]

Rush Limbaugh,Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck admit that it has all been a schtick and they were amazed that any body was stupid enough to take their joke seriously.

 

[MaggieMae]

A perfect thread for the LAME ZONE.

 

[Ryan]

****** Bulger Uninvited Guest at White House During Thanksgiving Celebration

 

[Ryan]

Queen Elizabeth Honors Last Anglo Saxon Living in London

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Michelle Obama announces she is pregnant. Child to be born in White House with attending physicians.

(I am not kidding.)

 

[Ryan]

Carlton Sheets Homeless

 

[Ryan]

De-classified report explains Rosie O'Donell Ate Yellow Cake Intended for Iraq

 

[Ryan]

Manuel Noriega Shanked in Secret Prison

 

[Ryan]

Dr. Drew Advises Paris Hilton That She Has Acute Vaginitis; Paris Flattered by Observation

 

[Ryan]

Iranian Soccer Team Accidentally Visits Holocaust Museum

 

[Ryan]

Don Ho Barack Obama's Real Biological Father