I like it!
They're already into real estate...but, how many houses does Ronald need??
Did you hear about he new marketing strategy by a pharmacy....they put a liberal out in front to make people sick!
Eeew. They must've seen the sick liberal who was croup-coughing jump up on the stage where President Bush was giving a speech a few years back.
And how about this 'attack' by Liberal Dan Savage:
"In my Sudafed-induced delirium, I decide that if it's terrorism Bauer wants, it's terrorism Bauer is going to get. Naked, feverish, and higher than a kite on codeine aspirin, I call the Bauer campaign and volunteer. My plan? Get close enough to Bauer to give him the flu, which, if I am successful, will lay him flat just before the New Hampshire primary. I'll go to Bauer's campaign office and cough on everything. Phones and pens. Staplers and staffers. I even hatch a plan to infect the candidate himself; I'll keep a pen in my mouth until Bauer drops by his offices to rally the troops. And when he does, I'll approach him and ask for his autograph, handing him the pen from my flu-virus-incubating mouth."
Germ Warfare by Dan Savage - Seattle News - City - The Stranger, Seattle's Only Newspaper