Letters to God

[AllieBaba]

This was forwarded to me, and everyone's probably already seen it but it's just too funny not to post.

I can't post a link or cut and paste, so I'm typing it it.

"Ya gotta love kids!
Dear God:

Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God:
I went to a wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God:
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear God:
In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

Dear God:
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God:
I am American, what are you?
Robert

Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God:
I bet it's hard to love everybody all of the time. There are only 4 people in our family and I can't do it.
Nan

Dear God:
If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey D.

Dear God:
If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years like the guys in the Bible.
Love, Chris


Dear God:
If you will give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Raphael

Dear God:
We read Thos. Edison made light but in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely,
Donna

Dear God:
If you let the dinosaur not exstinct (sic) we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Jonathan

Dear God:
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Peter

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Dear God:
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There's nothing good there now.
Ginny


I hope these made you laugh. They cracked me up because so many of them sound like my baby boy.