JimBowie1958
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- Sep 25, 2011
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Hillary kind of floundered with her rebuttal about her turn to be PResident cause she has a vagina, so lets help her out with some canned one liners she might be able to use and keep the USA from looking so stupid for letting one of two major parties hold a coronation.
Here's one, "Well, Bernie, at least I am not an old wrinkly fart." That is nice and concise.
Here's another, "Rubio, you lie worse than I do!"
Another, "I was raised a poor black child; no really I was!"
"I was married to the first black President of the United States."
"I'll be no worse than Obama!"
"My cankles give me super powers."
"Bernie, you're just as much a sell out as I am!"
"Well, I cleaned up the Comedy Club..."
"Well, I have always found Bill to be a little too playful at times..."
Sorry, best I can do.
Anyone have any others they would like to suggest?
Here's one, "Well, Bernie, at least I am not an old wrinkly fart." That is nice and concise.
Here's another, "Rubio, you lie worse than I do!"
Another, "I was raised a poor black child; no really I was!"
"I was married to the first black President of the United States."
"I'll be no worse than Obama!"
"My cankles give me super powers."
"Bernie, you're just as much a sell out as I am!"
"Well, I cleaned up the Comedy Club..."
"Well, I have always found Bill to be a little too playful at times..."
Sorry, best I can do.
Anyone have any others they would like to suggest?