“The Earth is a planet, and the United States is a country on that planet. Some countries have presidents and others have prime ministers, and we have a president, for which I am running.
My policies will be to make grocery prices affordable by telling grocers what they can charge, encourage foreigners who cut through razor wire to buy a house with a free downpayment, make sure people don’t say Islamic terrorists because it is disrespectful to radical Muslims who hate our country, and make sure that incompetent or lazy people are “equitized” with those who are smarter, better disciplined, harder working, and studied for a career.
Oh, I almost forgot. I am in favor of abortion as long as the little footsies have not yet made their appearance through the vaginal opening.”