Kaddafi, Gaddafi, or Qaddafi?

[Samson]

Gadhafi has just not got your talent for good living, Samson.

Well, don't blame him.

There are very damn few dictators that have my talent for good living: For example, Gunny Hates Octopus-clad Hotties.

Humm, I had never really considered this before. Mayhaps we should make you King Of The Innerwebz?

No, no...too much responsibility...having to drink a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon before logging on to USMB and posting threads about annoying n00bs.....wears me out just imagining such a thing

 

[Madeline]

Well, don't blame him.

There are very damn few dictators that have my talent for good living: For example, Gunny Hates Octopus-clad Hotties.

Humm, I had never really considered this before. Mayhaps we should make you King Of The Innerwebz?

No, no...too much responsibility...having to drink a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon before logging on to USMB and posting threads about annoying n00bs.....wears me out just imagining such a thing

Oh. Okie dokie then......just a thought.

 

[saveliberty]

Well, don't blame him.

There are very damn few dictators that have my talent for good living: For example, Gunny Hates Octopus-clad Hotties.

Humm, I had never really considered this before. Mayhaps we should make you King Of The Innerwebz?

No, no...too much responsibility...having to drink a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon before logging on to USMB and posting threads about annoying n00bs.....wears me out just imagining such a thing

A man has to know his limitations.

 

[Ropey]

Humm, I had never really considered this before. Mayhaps we should make you King Of The Innerwebz?

No, no...too much responsibility...having to drink a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon before logging on to USMB and posting threads about annoying n00bs.....wears me out just imagining such a thing

A man has to know his limitations.

Indeed.

Samson uses sarcasm and it comes out pretty darn good. Even when I disagree with the premise, I appreciate the wit and dryness but just can't find that spot.

There's another fellow who does the same with humor. I read his posts and laugh a lot because it is dry and somewhat raucous. I wish I could be that kind of funny rather than self-deprecating, but I can't go there.

I suppose that's why I can not play a wind instrument to save my life, but I'm pretty good on piano and guitar.

That's the beauty of individuality. It's hard to make a band with a group of me. My wife says that sometimes one is too much.

 

[jckryan]

The NY Post spells it "Khadafi" and sometimes "Khadafy". Nj Newsroom spells it "Gadhafi"

Libya owns a 5 acre estate in Englewood NJ. There's speculation he could flee there. Oh brother.

You gotta be pretty damn desperate to flee to NJ.

Hell, if I was a deposed dictator, I'd have bought my own island in the South Pacific, stocked it with 1000 18 yo, Octopus-clad hotties, and a lifetime supply of Tequilla and Viagra.

1,000?! Yah. How about a couple of earplugs too. One thousand. Seriously?

. . . and octopus-clad . . . hey, to each his own.

 

[jckryan]

So, what's with the constant changing of the spelling of his name?

Gaddafi? Kadafi? Qaddafi? What's the correct spelling? - CSMonitor.com

And for that matter, why is Koran now spelled Quran? Moslem has turned into Muslim.

Who initiated these changes? Obviously, the older versions smack of political incorrectness, racism, and intolerance, right?

Q-U-A-C-K-D-A-F-Y. Quackdafy.

 

[Kalam]

"Qaddafi" reflects how his name is spelled in Arabic. "Gaddafi" reflects how it's pronounced in the Libyan 'amiyyah.

 

[Kalam]

Q-U-A-C-K-D-A-F-Y. Quackdafy.

This is also acceptable.

 

[Ropey]

Q-U-A-C-K-D-A-F-Y. Quackdafy.

This is also acceptable.

On this point we are in complete agreement that he is a quack. A sly quack who was bright enough to get his way throughout these years, but a quack nevertheless.

He is using a mercenary force to kill his own blood.

 

[Sunni Man]

Q-U-A-C-K-D-A-F-Y. Quackdafy.

This is also acceptable.

On this point we are in complete agreement that he is a quack. A sly quack who was bright enough to get his way throughout these years, but a quack nevertheless.

He is using a mercenary force to kill his own blood.

It was Gadafi's jewish DNA that made him act that way.....

 

[Ropey]

This is also acceptable.

On this point we are in complete agreement that he is a quack. A sly quack who was bright enough to get his way throughout these years, but a quack nevertheless.

He is using a mercenary force to kill his own blood.

It was Gadafi's jewish DNA that made him act that way.....

I see Muslims killing Muslims all over the world Sunni Man. I do not see Jews killing Jews all over the world.

Your logic is Sunni Man logic. It is non sequitur in the true comedic sense of the word.

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