Never said I don't have insurance. Said I don't pay for the premiums. It's called compensation, moron.
Okay, compensation for what? For work that you do. Which means that your boss (if you have one, which again, I doubt) figures that the profit he makes on the possums you catch is enough where he can afford to add you to a group plan that is subsidized by the government.
You see, this is where you are kind of stupid that you actually think this is a good deal. Because, legally, the contract isn't between you and the insurance company. so this is a legally plausible Conversation. (or it was before ObamaCare)
Conservative1965: "Hey, my Doctor told me I have Ass-Cancer, it will cost $110,000 to treat!"
Big Insurance: "Um, nope, we scoured your medical records and found a hemorrhoid you had in 1995 makes that a pre-existing condition!"
Conservative1965: "Hey, I have an insurance policy."
Big Insurance: Nope, your boss has an insurance policy. Our contract is with him, actually.
Boss: Yeah, and I never liked that guy anyway. Time to get a new one!