jokes from my assistant

[manu1959]

>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>(because they are plugged into a genius)
>
>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>(they don't have enough time)
>
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>(they don't stop to ask directions)
>
>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
>
>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
>(don't know.....it never happened)
> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
>
>And my personal favorite:
>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

The correct answer is.....
Because he didn't want advice on how to make us.

 

[dmp]

with the way 'woman' futzed things up for him, If I were Adam, I'd ask for my rib back.