It's Time For Another Bible Quiz: The Great Flood!

[Fat Bastardo]

Contrast the Lord's greatest aquatic disasters by taking this quiz

The Bible story of the Great Flood is as legendary as the tale of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. As a good Christian, you should have learned the details long ago. But do you really know the whole story? Find out how the plausibility of the Great Flood compares with that of the former Iraqi threat by taking this quiz. Get the correct answers by asking me Fat Bastardo.



1. Did God consider the Great Flood necessary to correct His own mistake?

A. Of course not. God is omnipotent and never has and never will make a mistake.
B. No. God planned the Great Flood from the beginning, even before He created man.
C. Yes. When God found out how evil man is, God was sorry He had created man, repented, and vowed to slaughter mankind (plus all the animals).
D. None of the above.

2. Was the Great Flood, itself, a mistake by God?

A. Trick question, again. God doesn’t make mistakes.
B. No. A total cleansing of the Earth was necessary to eliminate evil from the planet.
C. Yes. God meant to destroy only humans and not the animals.
D. Yes. After violently slaughtering everyone, God suddenly realized that mankind is inherently evil, prompting God to promise never to violently slaughter everyone and everything again.

3. Were Noah and his family spared from the Great Flood because Noah was fair and perfect?

A. No. All human beings are inherently sinful. Only God is free of sin. And God recognizes that.
B. No. Noah was pervert who, some time after the Flood, got so drunk, he stripped off his clothes, fell asleep in his tent naked, then cursed one of his sons for looking at him.
C. Yes. God considered Noah a just man and perfect before the Great Flood.
D. B and C.

4. How many of each animal specie did God order Noah to take aboard the ark?

A. There was no specified number. God simply told Noah to take an even number of each specie – an even number of males and females.
B. Exactly two of every animal specie – one male and one female.
C. Seven members of each clean beast and fowl.
D. B and C.

5. How long did it take Noah to load the ark with members of every animal specie in the world?

A. One day.
B. One month.
C. One year.
D. At least 10,000 years (assuming, conservatively, it took only five minutes to board just one male and one female of each specie, and assuming very conservatively, only 50 million species inhabited the Earth).

6. How big was the ark that housed the hundreds of millions of animals from all over the Earth?

A. The Bible is silent as to the ark’s size.
B. Less than 200 yards long, 33.3 yards wide and 20 yards tall.
C. 100 miles long, 50 miles wide and 200 yards high.
D. The size of at least three Rhode Islands.

7. How many bay windows did God have Noah place within the ark so the countless animals could breathe?

A. Trick question. The Bible does not specify the dimensions of the ark.
B. 1,000 windows on each story, with each window at least 10 square feet.
C. One window of 18 to 24 inches.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did the Flood last?

A. 40 days.
B. 150 days.
C. Both of the above.
D. Neither of the above.

9. What effect did the Great Flood have on trees?

A. Trees cannot survive completely submerged under water for that long, so, of course, all perished.
B. The trees died, but theirseeds undoubtedly survived, thereby resulting in new trees several decades later.
C. Trees survived or regenerated themselves within seven days of the water subsiding.
D. None of the above.

10. How did God react to Noah’s sacrifice of members of every animal specie after the Great Flood?

A. God appreciated the sentiment.
B. God enjoyed the smell of burning flesh.
C. God was angry that Noah had risked extinction of various animal species.
D. God was angry so much meat went to waste.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Stick to the topic of the thread and not each other

 

[norwegen]

Stick to the topic of the thread and not each other

The OP is aimed at others. It's not meant to be a Religion and Ethics discussion.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Stick to the topic of the thread and not each other

The OP is aimed at others. It's not meant to be a Religion and Ethics discussion.

Then walk away and ignore him like an adult

 

[emilynghiem]

The point of the Bible is to understand the patterns, past and future of humanity and spiritual development in stages over time.

It serves no purpose to interpret things LITERALLY such as the world created in 7 days to mean "Earth Days" (which makes little sense if the Earth/Sun were not created yet), when it makes more sense to interpret this to mean 7 Ages or Stages.

So the Flood represents another Stage or process. Picking it apart to be contradictory achieves no good end, so there must be another purpose it serves for there to be truth conveyed by it.

How should we interpret the Genesis flood account BioLogos

If you take the Bible too literally, of course it makes no sense.
That can be as disastrous as taking passages "out of context with the whole"
which the Bible itself warns against.

To interpret the whole message, I would summarize the Bible as
representing the process of humanity moving from Retributive Justice to Restorative Justice,
from war to peace, and from living in greed and conflict, to living in sustainable peace and harmony.

Faith in Christ Jesus is faith in Restorative Justice to re-establish perfect connection, unity and balance in the world, as symbolized as grace between God and man or the individual physical existence and collective reality.

However you want to symbolize this process, it's about establishing a universal understanding of truth, for justice and peace. That's the trinity, and it appears in every religion in different terms, contexts, languages and equivalent relations representing the physical/individual, psychological/social connections and collective/spiritual nature of man in relation to the rest of humanity, nature and the universe.

 

[Fat Bastardo]

The point of the Bible is to understand the patterns, past and future of humanity and spiritual development in stages over time.

It serves no purpose to interpret things LITERALLY such as the world created in 7 days to mean "Earth Days" (which makes little sense if the Earth/Sun were not created yet), when it makes more sense to interpret this to mean 7 Ages or Stages.

So the Flood represents another Stage or process. Picking it apart to be contradictory achieves no good end, so there must be another purpose it serves for there to be truth conveyed by it.

How should we interpret the Genesis flood account BioLogos

If you take the Bible too literally, of course it makes no sense.
That can be as disastrous as taking passages "out of context with the whole"
which the Bible itself warns against.

To interpret the whole message, I would summarize the Bible as
representing the process of humanity moving from Retributive Justice to Restorative Justice,
from war to peace, and from living in greed and conflict, to living in sustainable peace and harmony.

Faith in Christ Jesus is faith in Restorative Justice to re-establish perfect connection, unity and balance in the world, as symbolized as grace between God and man or the individual physical existence and collective reality.

However you want to symbolize this process, it's about establishing a universal understanding of truth, for justice and peace. That's the trinity, and it appears in every religion in different terms, contexts, languages and equivalent relations representing the physical/individual, psychological/social connections and collective/spiritual nature of man in relation to the rest of humanity, nature and the universe.

You have to use another source written by a man to explain how to understand God's inerrant word?

The story of the flood is not allegorical to most Christians. They are still trying to prove it happened and that Noah fit all the land animals on the ark along with enough food to keep them alive. The Bible whether it is allegorical or literal is absurd.

 

[Woodznutz]

Faith that it happened is the only proof the believer needs. It is fun to speculate how it happened however.

 

[Clyde 154]

Contrast the Lord's greatest aquatic disasters by taking this quiz

The Bible story of the Great Flood is as legendary as the tale of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. As a good Christian, you should have learned the details long ago. But do you really know the whole story? Find out how the plausibility of the Great Flood compares with that of the former Iraqi threat by taking this quiz. Get the correct answers by asking me Fat Bastardo.



1. Did God consider the Great Flood necessary to correct His own mistake?

A. Of course not. God is omnipotent and never has and never will make a mistake.
B. No. God planned the Great Flood from the beginning, even before He created man.
C. Yes. When God found out how evil man is, God was sorry He had created man, repented, and vowed to slaughter mankind (plus all the animals).
D. None of the above.

2. Was the Great Flood, itself, a mistake by God?

A. Trick question, again. God doesn’t make mistakes.
B. No. A total cleansing of the Earth was necessary to eliminate evil from the planet.
C. Yes. God meant to destroy only humans and not the animals.
D. Yes. After violently slaughtering everyone, God suddenly realized that mankind is inherently evil, prompting God to promise never to violently slaughter everyone and everything again.

3. Were Noah and his family spared from the Great Flood because Noah was fair and perfect?

A. No. All human beings are inherently sinful. Only God is free of sin. And God recognizes that.
B. No. Noah was pervert who, some time after the Flood, got so drunk, he stripped off his clothes, fell asleep in his tent naked, then cursed one of his sons for looking at him.
C. Yes. God considered Noah a just man and perfect before the Great Flood.
D. B and C.

4. How many of each animal specie did God order Noah to take aboard the ark?

A. There was no specified number. God simply told Noah to take an even number of each specie – an even number of males and females.
B. Exactly two of every animal specie – one male and one female.
C. Seven members of each clean beast and fowl.
D. B and C.

5. How long did it take Noah to load the ark with members of every animal specie in the world?

A. One day.
B. One month.
C. One year.
D. At least 10,000 years (assuming, conservatively, it took only five minutes to board just one male and one female of each specie, and assuming very conservatively, only 50 million species inhabited the Earth).

6. How big was the ark that housed the hundreds of millions of animals from all over the Earth?

A. The Bible is silent as to the ark’s size.
B. Less than 200 yards long, 33.3 yards wide and 20 yards tall.
C. 100 miles long, 50 miles wide and 200 yards high.
D. The size of at least three Rhode Islands.

7. How many bay windows did God have Noah place within the ark so the countless animals could breathe?

A. Trick question. The Bible does not specify the dimensions of the ark.
B. 1,000 windows on each story, with each window at least 10 square feet.
C. One window of 18 to 24 inches.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did the Flood last?

A. 40 days.
B. 150 days.
C. Both of the above.
D. Neither of the above.

9. What effect did the Great Flood have on trees?

A. Trees cannot survive completely submerged under water for that long, so, of course, all perished.
B. The trees died, but theirseeds undoubtedly survived, thereby resulting in new trees several decades later.
C. Trees survived or regenerated themselves within seven days of the water subsiding.
D. None of the above.

10. How did God react to Noah’s sacrifice of members of every animal specie after the Great Flood?

A. God appreciated the sentiment.
B. God enjoyed the smell of burning flesh.
C. God was angry that Noah had risked extinction of various animal species.
D. God was angry so much meat went to waste.

Simple answer to the entire quiz. Its found in the thread. Its "targeted" propaganda from a biased political source. Everything one needs to know about the great flood is found within the pages of the Holy Scriptures. Take the advise of the one that inspired that record (God), "All scriptures are inspired by God....." -- 2 Tim 3:16.

Anyone that professes themselves to be a Christian and true follower of God's moral codes (Laws) should, "Study to show themself approved of God.......RIGHTLY DIVIDING the WORD OF GOD, a workman that needs not to be ashamed." -- 2 Tim. 2:15

According to God's advice what should a Christian do when confronted with such propaganda? "These were more noble (high character) than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, AND SERACHED THE SCRIPTURES DAILY............whether these things were so." -- Acts 17:11

When you look at this SUPPOSED BIBILICAL QUIZ..........the first thing you notice is the fact that 75% of this quiz's content is political propaganda directed at the attempt to make one DOUBT the actual content of the Holy Scriptures by supposedly providing left wing logic to alternative answers...........none of which are actually original to the Scriptures but to human inspiration rather than divine inspiration.

Only Satan and LIBERALS think he/she is superior or equal to the omniscience of the one who created him.

Really? Republicans are the primary predators of the sexual perversion pedophilia?

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROJECTION: Psychological projection - Wikipedia

 

[jwoodie]

The story of the flood is not allegorical to most Christians.

Is it allegorical to you? And how do you know what most Christians think?

 

[marvin martian]

Contrast the Lord's greatest aquatic disasters by taking this quiz

The Bible story of the Great Flood is as legendary as the tale of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. As a good Christian, you should have learned the details long ago. But do you really know the whole story? Find out how the plausibility of the Great Flood compares with that of the former Iraqi threat by taking this quiz. Get the correct answers by asking me Fat Bastardo.



1. Did God consider the Great Flood necessary to correct His own mistake?

A. Of course not. God is omnipotent and never has and never will make a mistake.
B. No. God planned the Great Flood from the beginning, even before He created man.
C. Yes. When God found out how evil man is, God was sorry He had created man, repented, and vowed to slaughter mankind (plus all the animals).
D. None of the above.

2. Was the Great Flood, itself, a mistake by God?

A. Trick question, again. God doesn’t make mistakes.
B. No. A total cleansing of the Earth was necessary to eliminate evil from the planet.
C. Yes. God meant to destroy only humans and not the animals.
D. Yes. After violently slaughtering everyone, God suddenly realized that mankind is inherently evil, prompting God to promise never to violently slaughter everyone and everything again.

3. Were Noah and his family spared from the Great Flood because Noah was fair and perfect?

A. No. All human beings are inherently sinful. Only God is free of sin. And God recognizes that.
B. No. Noah was pervert who, some time after the Flood, got so drunk, he stripped off his clothes, fell asleep in his tent naked, then cursed one of his sons for looking at him.
C. Yes. God considered Noah a just man and perfect before the Great Flood.
D. B and C.

4. How many of each animal specie did God order Noah to take aboard the ark?

A. There was no specified number. God simply told Noah to take an even number of each specie – an even number of males and females.
B. Exactly two of every animal specie – one male and one female.
C. Seven members of each clean beast and fowl.
D. B and C.

5. How long did it take Noah to load the ark with members of every animal specie in the world?

A. One day.
B. One month.
C. One year.
D. At least 10,000 years (assuming, conservatively, it took only five minutes to board just one male and one female of each specie, and assuming very conservatively, only 50 million species inhabited the Earth).

6. How big was the ark that housed the hundreds of millions of animals from all over the Earth?

A. The Bible is silent as to the ark’s size.
B. Less than 200 yards long, 33.3 yards wide and 20 yards tall.
C. 100 miles long, 50 miles wide and 200 yards high.
D. The size of at least three Rhode Islands.

7. How many bay windows did God have Noah place within the ark so the countless animals could breathe?

A. Trick question. The Bible does not specify the dimensions of the ark.
B. 1,000 windows on each story, with each window at least 10 square feet.
C. One window of 18 to 24 inches.
D. None of the above.

8. How long did the Flood last?

A. 40 days.
B. 150 days.
C. Both of the above.
D. Neither of the above.

9. What effect did the Great Flood have on trees?

A. Trees cannot survive completely submerged under water for that long, so, of course, all perished.
B. The trees died, but theirseeds undoubtedly survived, thereby resulting in new trees several decades later.
C. Trees survived or regenerated themselves within seven days of the water subsiding.
D. None of the above.

10. How did God react to Noah’s sacrifice of members of every animal specie after the Great Flood?

A. God appreciated the sentiment.
B. God enjoyed the smell of burning flesh.
C. God was angry that Noah had risked extinction of various animal species.
D. God was angry so much meat went to waste.

What retard wrote this quiz?

 

[Colin norris]

The OP is aimed at others. It's not meant to be a Religion and Ethics discussion.

Rubbish. It is and there is not one word of truth in it.

 

[Likkmee]

Rubbish. It is and there is not one word of truth in it.

 

[Likkmee]

 

[Likkmee]

I'm just a welder....botanical garden owner...woodworker...fish breeder..orchid hybridizer....gunsmith
HOWEVER
Quit dat grinnin and drop dat linen. I can assure I can determine gender.
Can I be pResident now ?
I ran for class pResident once....but I got expelled before the vote

 

[Colin norris]

Lupins are a world wide legume with no spiritual connection.

They were not distributed there by God nor did scientists say nothing would grow there. That is a lie.
Unless they were grown there before and seeded naturally, or were planted there, they do not appear because a religious based video says so.

Dont be so stupid.