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Ali Khamenei, the supremely elected leader of Iran, just gave some public statements about the Israeli attack on Iran.
"Israel has begun the mother of all wars!" yelled Ali. "We are a peace-loving nation that has been wrongly attacked. That is why we will continue to launch attacks by our Hezbullah and Hamas and Hootie troops all over the Middel East, and yes, I know, I have no idea how to even spell Hootie correctly even though I should be now cuz I own them, like I will own the whole world very, very soon, but I digress..................now where was I? Oh, yea! Just known Iran will soon rule the Middel East, assuming Kamala gets elected, but I think that is only common sense. Thank God that half of American has no common sense, we just hope it is over half by now for the election. Just know, if you are reading this in America, it is all fake news"
According to a UN report given to them by Iran, Israel used sophisticated bombs that can only kill women and children as not one military target was harmed. Secretary-General of the UN, Antonio Guterres, told the AP news that, "Israel has slaughtered 2,342 infants, 3,124 women, and a herd of sheep, cute sheep that when you saw them you just wanted to cuddle. Because of this genocidal atrocity, the UN has decided to write resolution #234,255,666 against Israel as being the worst nation on earth eva!! Just don't get the idea we are antisemitic here at the UN. After all, we love George Soros and he is...........I mean...............was Jewish...........I think." Oh, and we also support Kamala and her husband is Jewish too. See, no antisemitism here, ha, ha, ha, ha"
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