Introduction to sarah palin (for cavemen only)

[Munin]

For those who forgot who palin is, very unlikely but maybe for the people who been living in a cave for the last couple of years?






Once upon at time there was a maverick who was looking for a beautiful princes (otherwise known as beauty queen runner up of wassila) who likes guns and shooting wolves from helicopters ...

... they fell in love: it seems it was love at first sight as the prince had only seen her once before they met each other (note that my description may not be a hundred % accurate)

She had been thoroughly vetted and as we all know, vetting processes of candidates are taken very seriously in this kingdom ...

Unfortunately not all the servants of the prince would support her ...

And we all know the hard part of being a princes, being nice and kind to the people who serve her and luckely the princes was blessed with diplomatic skills

As any princess she had the finest clothes in all the realm at her disposal payed for by no other than her many supporters of her "raising taxes" proposal (as all her loyal servants well know, she has given her kingdom many very intelligent proposals)

Being as openminded and diplomatic as she was, she had very good relations with one of our naburing countries

(if you don't knnow what this has to do with palin: ) [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nokTjEdaUGg"]Palin On Foreign Policy[/ame] and [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXVIwo5fLYs&feature=related"]Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL[/ame]

after those evil youtube-episodes something happened that is explained in these 5 paintings

then something unspeakable happened to her beloved prince and maverick: he wasn't crowned king because something terrible had happened to him ...

Then she decided to quit one of her many hobbies (although some people call being a governor "a job")

Many people morned that day, even now people still regret her quitting her hobby

And luckely she still has her many supporters, who will stick by her through difficult times

She said many wise things that made us think long and hard and make us remember her

Again something unbelievable happened, the princes had made something she had never seen or heard before: as she told it to me (and millions of other conservative spending supporters) "I have made a buk"

after this she started to take interest in those weird things she had never seen or heard of

no one knows what the future will bring, but it wil be interesting ... (to be continued)

... I ran out of bullshit, I regret that I have to end this post here and now (I m of to the farm to feed my bulls).












p.s. my sincere apologies for all the cavepeople reading this post, sorry for misleading you: none of this really happened (or has it?)

 

[Munin]

I already posted this, but I ve made it into a thread to put it in the right section ( http://www.usmessageboard.com/media...how-today-in-the-last-hour-3.html#post1878186 )

maybe my other post in that previous thread also belongs in the humor section ( http://www.usmessageboard.com/media...itys-radio-show-today-in-the-last-hour-2.html )

 

[Baruch Menachem]

I don't care what you think of the woman, this was fuuuuuuuuuny!

 

[Big Black Dog]

I find it hard to believe you would post stuff like this about somebody's grandmother... Shame on you.

 

[uscitizen]

Wow I don't think I had seen any of those.

 

[Munin]

I find it hard to believe you would post stuff like this about somebody's grandmother... Shame on you.

And I thought I would only be attacked by palinlovers (after posting this thread), I forgot the grandmothers

some people say that they can be very agressive, maybe I should find some place to hide now

 

[uscitizen]

Poor little bastard grandbaby did not request palin as a grandmother.

 

[smartharsh]

This was very fuuuuuuuuunnny.

 

[Munin]

Now slightly off topic: Is the word nucular actually something that is being repeated a lot of republicans? Recently I saw a comedy fragment that reminded me that Georgie W. Bush was also one of the people who was also known for using it

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNmRVNWapg4&feature=related]YouTube - Billy Connolly on Dubya[/ame]