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Ame®icano · Oct 12, 2019

... North Korea publishes satellite images of California at night.

Ame®icano · Dec 6, 2019

... this photo is the real reason that Kamala Harris has quit.

According to the leaker she was furious that she couldn't top that one while yelling: "What I suck on, can't be shown in public!"

Ame®icano · Jan 14, 2020

... deceased Iranian general Soleimani surge into 4th place in Democratic primary race.

PoliticalChic · Jan 14, 2020

Ame®icano said:
... deceased Iranian general Soleimani surge into 4th place in Democratic primary race.

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They really wanted OJ...but he's still busy lookin' for the killer.

Ame®icano · Jan 15, 2020

... John Bolton has been hospitalized after his erection from news of killing Soleimani lasted more than 48 hours.

Ame®icano · Jan 31, 2020

... now that Kamala Harris and Cory Booker withdrawn from running, Elizabeth Warren is the only candidate of color still in the race.

HaShev · Feb 1, 2020

Ame®icano · Feb 3, 2020

... President Trump is going to deliver State Of The Union in scuba gear, to avoid drowning in leftist tears.

Ame®icano · Feb 12, 2020

... Trump's popularity surges after nation learns he may have obstructed Congress.

Ame®icano · Feb 15, 2020

... hot mic.

Twitter

Ame®icano · Mar 12, 2020

... Joe Biden's coronavirus prevention tips: always rub hand sanitizer on young girls before fondling and sniffing them

Ame®icano · Mar 15, 2020

... due to corona virus, Pornhub offers free premium membership to quarantined Italians.

Ame®icano · Mar 25, 2020

... Bernie Sanders is having hard time over decision in which of his houses to quarantine himself in.

Ame®icano · Mar 26, 2020

... Greta Thunberg is condemning Coronavirus for causing apocalypse ten years early.

Ame®icano · Mar 28, 2020

... the quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, especially men who are losing $1 for every $0.79 lost by women.

Ame®icano · Mar 31, 2020

... Hillary Clinton tests negative for President Of The United States.

Ame®icano · Apr 6, 2020

Ame®icano · Apr 7, 2020

... instead of doing nothing like all the other politicians, AOC is at least babbling while making margaritas.

Ame®icano · Apr 9, 2020

... teachers urge government to reopen schools before students learn how to think for themselves.

Ame®icano · Apr 13, 2020

... CNN unveils new format where hosts just watch Fox News and yell at it.