In other news...

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... fallout from disputed Iowa caucuses continues with Des Moines Register saying that "something smells in the Democratic Party". Yeah it does, it smells like liniment and adult diapers.

 

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... surprising less then 2/10 of a percent separated Hillary from Bernie in hawk eye caucuses. For party that routinely cheats at the ballot box they should be better at this.

 

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... Bernie is getting secret service detail. Code name - the fossil. "I repeat, the fossil is leaving the dig."

 

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... Rand Paul, Rick Santorum and Martin O'Malley all quit the race, although for some reason Jeb Bush didn't. It's probably because he got nowhere else to go.

 

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... Barry just announced new tax hike which will add up to 30% to the cost of barrel of oil. He gotta keep all those Arab constituents happy.

 

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... after socialist Sanders win in New Hampshire, the state quietly changed the state motto to: Live for free or die!

 

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... in his interview with Golf channel, communist-in-chief claims he's been forced out of public housing called White House.

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[JimH52]

... in his interview with Golf channel, communist-in-chief claims he's been forced out of public housing called White House.

Are you still chaffing over a two term African American President. Let it go! It will make you old!

 

[Ame®icano]

... to prove her robust health, Hillary ran a full marathon clear across an intersection in New York City. She reached the curb first, just ahead of Al Sharpton.

 

[PoliticalChic]

... in his interview with Golf channel, communist-in-chief claims he's been forced out of public housing called White House.

Are you still chaffing over a two term African American President. Let it go! It will make you old!

Correction:
"Are you still chaffing over a two term failed socialist masquerading as the American President."

True.

And abject failure in both domestic policy, and a failure to the world in terms of foreign policy.


Get over that melanin thing.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Hillary gave the most race-baiting speech to date in Reno, Nevada, trying to smear the millions of Trump supporters as racist, the magic happened. Someone yelled "PEPE" during her Alt-Right remarks.

 

[Shrimpbox]

Where have you been bro, I sure have missed you.

 

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... Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger "rises to the occasion" once again with new sexting adventure with California 40 yo divorcee, and he proved to everyone that you can't keep a good man down.

 

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... during Trump's visit to Mexico last week, Mexican president assured Trump that he has no intentions to pay for lunch.

 

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... new polls shows that one of the biggest concern of Americans is safety, from Rudy Giuliani.

 

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... after her speech in front of massive crowd of 200 in Reno, Nevada, Hillary needed immediate medical attention for chocking on her own bullshit.

 

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... in the dramatic biding war for takeover of "The Young Turks" show, the winning bid of $300 came from Current TV.

 

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... following this weekend's file dump by the FBI, Hillary outlined her long term proposal and one of America's top priorities must be better prison food.

 

[hauke]

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