In Lieu Of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying 'I AM A GOOD PERSON'

[Weatherman2020]

With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

"During COVID, my mask became an outward symbol of my superior empathy, goodness, and knowledge of Dr. Fauci's daily briefings," said Mortimer Snodgrass, a progressive. "I'm happy we have these shirts to let the world know that we are one of the good people." Snodgrass then turned to throw dog poop at a passing Trump supporter in a MAGA hat.

The shirts will be sold by NIKE and skillfully made by Uyghur slaves in China. They will sell for $500, with 20% of the proceeds donated to Greta Thunberg's organization "School Strike 4 Climate," and another 20% donated to AOC's reelection to help her defeat capitalism.

NIKE will also make a special edition t-shirt especially for conservatives that say "I AM A BAD PERSON."

In Lieu Of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying 'I AM A GOOD PERSON'

U.S.—With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

babylonbee.com

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

"During COVID, my mask became an outward symbol of my superior empathy, goodness, and knowledge of Dr. Fauci's daily briefings," said Mortimer Snodgrass, a progressive. "I'm happy we have these shirts to let the world know that we are one of the good people." Snodgrass then turned to throw dog poop at a passing Trump supporter in a MAGA hat.

The shirts will be sold by NIKE and skillfully made by Uyghur slaves in China. They will sell for $500, with 20% of the proceeds donated to Greta Thunberg's organization "School Strike 4 Climate," and another 20% donated to AOC's reelection to help her defeat capitalism.

NIKE will also make a special edition t-shirt especially for conservatives that say "I AM A BAD PERSON."

In Lieu Of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying 'I AM A GOOD PERSON'

U.S.—With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

babylonbee.com

Too close to true.

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[pknopp]

Is there something wrong with being a good person?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Is there something wrong with being a good person?

Since when does virtue signaling make you a good person?

 

[pknopp]

Since when does virtue signaling make you a good person?

I have no idea what you are rambling about. It seems we are making fun of someone noting they are a good person. It makes no sense to me.

 

[BULLDOG]

In Lieu Of Common Sense and Reason, trumpsters To Just Stick with Silly Conspiracy Theories and Whining.​

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I have no idea what you are rambling about. It seems we are making fun of someone noting they are a good person. It makes no sense to me.

WHOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On so many levels.

 

[pknopp]

WHOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On so many levels.

I asked you to explain it to me. Seems you can't other than a dislike for good people.

 

[TNHarley]

Is there something wrong with being a good person?

Did the point of this really go over your head?

 

[TNHarley]

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With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

"During COVID, my mask became an outward symbol of my superior empathy, goodness, and knowledge of Dr. Fauci's daily briefings," said Mortimer Snodgrass, a progressive. "I'm happy we have these shirts to let the world know that we are one of the good people." Snodgrass then turned to throw dog poop at a passing Trump supporter in a MAGA hat.

The shirts will be sold by NIKE and skillfully made by Uyghur slaves in China. They will sell for $500, with 20% of the proceeds donated to Greta Thunberg's organization "School Strike 4 Climate," and another 20% donated to AOC's reelection to help her defeat capitalism.

NIKE will also make a special edition t-shirt especially for conservatives that say "I AM A BAD PERSON."

In Lieu Of Masks, Progressives To Just Wear Shirts Saying 'I AM A GOOD PERSON'

U.S.—With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

babylonbee.com

And the bee stings again
Good stuff

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

In Lieu Of Common Sense and Reason, trumpsters To Just Stick with Silly Conspiracy Theories and Whining.​

And some just stick to their photoshopping hobby, because it makes them feel better about themselves when they can make their betters appear inferior.

 

[pknopp]

Did the point of this really go over your head?

Explain it to me.

 

[TNHarley]

Explain it to me.

It is making fun of virtue signaling.
With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

"During COVID, my mask became an outward symbol of my superior empathy, goodness, and knowledge of Dr. Fauci's daily briefings," said Mortimer Snodgrass, a progressive. "I'm happy we have these shirts to let the world know that we are one of the good people." Snodgrass then turned to throw dog poop at a passing Trump supporter in a MAGA hat.

 

[BULLDOG]

And the bee stings again
Good stuff

Bee? More of a knat that wishes he was a bee.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

This is the most fun I've had in weeks!

Damn! Is winter over yet?

 

[pknopp]

It is making fun of virtue signaling.
With mask mandates going away around the country, many progressives are feeling lost, confused, and frustrated. According to sources, the nation's progressives will move forward in a maskless world by electing to just wear t-shirts that say "I AM A GOOD PERSON" on the front.

"During COVID, my mask became an outward symbol of my superior empathy, goodness, and knowledge of Dr. Fauci's daily briefings," said Mortimer Snodgrass, a progressive. "I'm happy we have these shirts to let the world know that we are one of the good people." Snodgrass then turned to throw dog poop at a passing Trump supporter in a MAGA hat.

So you are making fun of those who had a concern over the well being of others?

Personally I do not think that the masks ended up doing much good but I am supposed to make fun of those who were not sure and decided to play it safe with the health of others?

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[eagle1462010]

This is the most fun I've had in weeks!

Damn! Is winter over yet?

 

[Turtlesoup]

Is there something wrong with being a good person?

No...

But being a GOOD person and doing and supporting shit so you can lie to yourself about being a GOOD person is.