I'm rich! RICH!!!

[NightTrain]

Wow! My lucky ship finally came in! I never knew I had kin in Nigeria... This resourceful fellow even had my last name right & found my unlisted yahoo account!

EXCEL CHAMBERS
FROM THE DESK OF
BARRISTER FUNMI FOLORUNSO
EMAIL: [email protected]
TELL:234-803-3727557


Dear (edited),

I am Barrister Funmi Folorunso, a solicitor at law. I am the personal
attorney to Mr. Pitt (edited), a national of your country, who used to
work
with a petroleum Company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to
as
my client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client,his wife and their only
daughter were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then
I
have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my
clients
extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last
name
over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted
you.

I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$13
million Left behind by my client before it gets Confisicated or
declared
unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were
deposited. The said Security Finance company has issued me a notice to
provide the next of kin or have the account 0confisicated within the
next
fourteen official working days.

For the fact that I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives
for
over 3 years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin
to
the deceased,since you have the same last name with my
client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Therefore,
on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing
ratio and modalities for transfer.

I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you
up
for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable
us
see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will
be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me through this email([email protected])

Best regards,

BARRISTER FUNMI FOLORUNSO.

EXCEL CHAMBERS AND PARTNERS
BARRISTER FUNMI FOLORUNSO
TELL:234-803-3727557

 

[NightTrain]

Yet more pennies from heaven!

I'll never have to work again! I guess I won't tell this generous person that I'm an infidel too.

ATTN:,
PRAISE ALLAH, THE MOST BENEVOLENT.
I am HAJIA AMINATU MAJID ,from Algeria. I am married
to
Late Alhaji GHALI MAJID , of blessed memory who was
then President of Organisation of Islamic Conference
(O.I.C) For some
year before he died in the year 2000.We were married
without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only
four days,before
his death we were both very devoted Muslims Since
after his death,i
too have been battling with both cancer and fibroid
problems.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of
US$16,500,000 (SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND,UNITED STATES DOLLARS) with an
oversea security company.Presently, this money is
still with the
Security Company.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for
the next three
months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me
most is my
stroke sickness,having known my condition I decided to
donate this
fund to either a Muslem organization or a devoted
Muslim individual
that will utilize this money the way I am going to
instruct here-in.
I want you to use this money in all sincere to fund
mosques,
orphanages,widows and also propagating the word of
ALLAH and to
ensure that the society upholds the views and beliefs
of the holy
Quran.
The holy Quran emphasized so much on ALLAH'S
benevolence and this has encouraged me to take this
bold step,
I took this decision because I dont have any child
that will
inherit this money and my husband relatives are new
Christians
converts and i dont want my husbands hard earned money
to
be misused by so call unbelievers. I dont want a
situation where
this money will be used in an unholy manner. Hence the
reason for
taking this bold decision. I know that afterdeath, i
will be with
ALLAH the most beneficent and the most merciful.due to
the presence
of my husbands relatives around me always and my
health. i dont
want telephone calls.
With ALLAH all things are possible. As soon as I
receive your
positive reply i shall give you the contact of the
Security Company.
I will also issue you a letter of authorization I want
you and the
Muslim community where you reside to always pray for
me,My happiness
is that i lived a life of a true devoted muslim worthy
of emulation.
Whoever wants to serve ALLAH must serve him in truth
and in fairness.
Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any
delay in your
reply will give me room to source for a muslim
organisation or a
devoted muslim for this same purpose.
Until I hear from you, my dreams will rest squarely on
your shoulders
May the almighty ALLAH continue to guide and protect
you.
Regards,
Hajia Aminatu MAJID .
reply to my personal and confidential email box at
[email protected]

 

[jimnyc]

You too? I'm still waiting for my millions!

Have him call you like I requested, I have a cell number for you

 

[janeeng]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I got 3 of these, one which I believe I forwarded to Jim a long long while back!!!! I too am still waiting.