If you would like to become my friend...

[xotoxi]

...please post in this thread and I will add you to my friend list!

(To all those who currently are on my friend list: Rest assured that this will in no way decrease your weekly stipend.)

 

[Burp]

(To all those who currently are on my friend list: Rest assured that this will in no way decrease your weekly stipend.)

I was hoping you would double it.

 

[alan1]

I smell desperation.

 

[xsited1]

In the South, a 'Friend' is considered a gay man by the homosexual community. Would you like to come out of the closet now?

 

[Annie]

Well, if you insist.

 

[Toro]

Oh I accidentally posted in this thread!

What's that mean?

 

[xotoxi]

(To all those who currently are on my friend list: Rest assured that this will in no way decrease your weekly stipend.)

I was hoping you would double it.

I would double it for you, but since you are getting four times the normal stipend, you'd be reduced by 50%.

 

[xotoxi]

I smell desperation.

Does desperation smell like a fart?

Yes...that's what you're smelling.

 

[xotoxi]

is there limits to what you can say?

You are Free to say whatever you want.

 

[xotoxi]

In the South, a 'Friend' is considered a gay man by the homosexual community. Would you like to come out of the closet now?

I don't live in the South.



Speaking of closets...

xsited1 coming out of the closet with his appendage erect.

 

[Burp]

(To all those who currently are on my friend list: Rest assured that this will in no way decrease your weekly stipend.)

I was hoping you would double it.

I would double it for you, but since you are getting four times the normal stipend, you'd be reduced by 50%.

OH...four times?

Damn...the other folks ain't getting squat then.

I'll be quiet.

 

[xotoxi]

Well, if you insist.

I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to have a very handsome man as a friend.

 

[xotoxi]

Oh I accidentally posted in this thread!

What's that mean?

It's sort of like when you accidentally pull the trigger...there's no going back!

 

[Annie]

Well, if you insist.

I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to have a very handsome man as a friend.

LOL! I've always thought you a 'handsome man.'

 

[xotoxi]

I was hoping you would double it.

I would double it for you, but since you are getting four times the normal stipend, you'd be reduced by 50%.

OH...four times?

Damn...the other folks ain't getting squat then.

I'll be quiet.

Actually...they are all getting 10 times the normal stipend.

 

[Burp]

I would double it for you, but since you are getting four times the normal stipend, you'd be reduced by 50%.

OH...four times?

Damn...the other folks ain't getting squat then.

I'll be quiet.

Actually...they are all getting 10 times the normal stipend.

Turd.

No more cowbell for you.

 

[Bootneck]

My mum always told me never to talk to strangers, but hey, what the hell. I suppose it's only fitting that someone from old England should hold his hand out to someone from New England. Go for it pal!

 

[xotoxi]

OH...four times?

Damn...the other folks ain't getting squat then.

I'll be quiet.

Actually...they are all getting 10 times the normal stipend.

Turd.

No more cowbell for you.

You ungrateful lazy BASTAGE!

You are getting 4 times normal stipend! For doing nothing!

At least the others are doing things for me, like foot rubs and waxing my back...

 

[xotoxi]

My mum always told me never to talk to strangers, but hey, what the hell. I suppose it's only fitting that someone from old England should hold his hand out to someone from New England. Go for it pal!

It's a good idea to avoid talking to strangers.

But I am not a "stranger". I'm just "strange".

And we refer to it as "New And Improved England".

 

[Dis]

Well, if you insist.

I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to have a very handsome man as a friend.

LOL! I've always thought you a 'handsome man.'

He's cute?

Where?