I'd ride around in "the Beast" a lot and take lots of trips on Air Force One. Play cards with senators and representatives 3 or 4 evenings each week and invite local church groups around the District of Columbia area to dinners at the White House featuring great entertainment. Hire interns to compose insulting replies to nasty USMB posters. Schedule impromptu television addresses during shows the wife hates (since I don't watch any TV shows but Shark Tank and The Profit on Hulu, she'll have her pick). Toss out first pitch at the Tribe's opening day, lead crowd in Take Me Out to the Ball Game at a Diamondbacks game. Drop a ceremonial puck at one Buffalo Sabres and also a Toronto Maple Leafs game. Attend the Super Bowl with a group of comedians. Go to an Air Force base runway and see how fast we can get "the Beast" up to. Visit the Holy Land and Universal Studios. Allow 4H'ers to raise goats on White House lawn.