If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

[Procrustes Stretched]

If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

1. 0
2. 1
3. 2
4. 3
5. 4
6. 5

How dumb are you?

 

[indago]

You have three apples...

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

You have three apples...

actually, I don't have any. I ate the last one a few hours ago.

 

[Jon]

Are we assuming that I didn't have any apples to start with?

 

[random3434]

Are you trying to get a pie again DevNell?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Are we assuming that I didn't have any apples to start with?

Assuming you what?

Why does it always have to be about you? Why can't be about me...just me, huh?

Hey, I have no more fukin' apples okay? It doesn't matter how many the stupid fuckin' test talks about. I want my pie!

 

[editec]

If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

If you're an apple bank and you have five apples, you can lend out 200 apples.

 

[dilloduck]

If you're an apple bank and you have five apples, you can lend out 200 apples.

then sell the loan and tell them that someone owes them 300 apples.

Exactly whose apples were these before we started taking them anyway ?

 

[007]

If you're an apple bank and you have five apples, you can lend out 200 apples.

then sell the loan and tell them that someone owes them 300 apples.

Exactly whose apples were these before we started taking them anyway ?

Then the government will come along and bail you out with a 250 billion apple loan...

 

[dilloduck]

Then the government will come along and bail you out with a 250 billion apple loan...

and borrow those apples from China using watermelons as interest.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

ahhh, populist progressivism on public display (editec, dilloduck, palerider).

populist progressives are the ones who take the progress out of any progressivist movement.

 

[Andrew2382]

What's the opposite of above me?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

What's the opposite of above me?

there is no opposite as one can be a populist progressive nitwit of any stripe...


conservative, liberal, libertarian, kook, nutjob, wingnut...


it's what people like Perot, Kucinich, Huckabee and yes---Obama, count on when appealing to the masses. but most of the time a lot of dupes on the left who think they are liberals because they are polar opposites of people they think are conservatives...


get my drift or do I need to spell it all out for you? If I do you may be a nitwit suffering from PP yourself. It's a common affliction that seems to spread with the dumbing down of critical thinking faculties.

 

[Andrew2382]

there is no opposite as one can be a populist progressive nitwit of any stripe...


conservative, liberal, libertarian, kook, nutjob, wingnut...


it's what people like Perot, Kucinich, Huckabee and yes---Obama, count on when appealing to the masses. but most of the time a lot of dupes on the left who think they are liberals because they are polar opposites of people they think are conservatives...


get my drift or do I need to spell it all out for you? If I do you may be a nitwit suffering from PP yourself. It's a common affliction that seems to spread with the dumbing down of critical thinking faculties.

Wow, went right over your head...

 

[007]

ahhh, populist progressivism on public display (editec, dilloduck, palerider).

populist progressives are the ones who take the progress out of any progressivist movement.

Never been called that before...

 

[random3434]

Wow, went right over your head...

I could make so many naughty comments right now..............

 

[Jon]

Assuming you what?

Why does it always have to be about you? Why can't be about me...just me, huh?

Hey, I have no more fukin' apples okay? It doesn't matter how many the stupid fuckin' test talks about. I want my pie!

You asked, "How many apples do YOU have?"

 

[editec]

Oh no!

I'm a populist...somebody who believes that the point of governance is to assist the POPULUS!!!

What's worse...I'm a demogogue...one whose appeals are based on what the people want.

The horror!

 

[Svante]

If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

1. 0
2. 1
3. 2
4. 3
5. 4
6. 5

How dumb are you?

i will say 2 but i will ask xsited1 becuase h e have right answre.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Oh no!

I'm a populist...somebody who believes that the point of governance is to assist the POPULUS!!!

What's worse...I'm a demogogue...one whose appeals are based on what the people want.

The horror!

you're also highly delusional.

not that there is anything wrong with that