If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

[Dante]

Glory-stealing ass.

Of course. I am a teacher, a pedant, a royal pain in teh arse.

 

[Dis]

Of course. I am a teacher, a pedant, a royal pain in teh arse.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Apples make me hungry.

I make a damn good apple pie.

 

[Dis]

Apples make me hungry.

I make a damn good apple pie.

Give Dev a minute and I'm sure he'll offer to feed you. Say's he can make his apples taste like anything you want...

 

[Abelian Sea]

How dumb are you?

lol, dumb enough to try to get the results (but not dumb enough to use my information at the end ).

Reminds me of an old school bus game. You'd draw buttons on the back and palm of your hand labeled "push me," then turn to someone and say, "hey, wanna see how to keep a moron occupied?" and offer your hand palm down. Each time they push one of your "buttons," turn your hand over. Then you just see how long they keep doing it before they get the joke (or, funnier yet, when they become so confused that you know they're not going to get it).

 

[Dante]

Apples make me hungry.

I make a damn good apple pie.

I'm having an apple tasting contest at....



never mind.

 

[Dis]

I'm having an apple tasting contest at....



never mind.

Oh, now they taste like apples?

 

[Dante]

Oh, now they taste like apples?

and asparagus too. we aim to please.

 

[Dis]

and asparagus too. we aim to please.

Obviously. You're far too free with your apples.

And your avatar is still creepy.

 

[Dante]

Obviously. You're far too free with your apples.

And your avatar is still creepy.

Chris inspired it. thank him.

 

[Dis]

Chris inspired it. thank him.

I would, but he doesn't exist in my little corner of the world. You'll just have to get rid of it.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Give Dev a minute and I'm sure he'll offer to feed you. Say's he can make his apples taste like anything you want...

I like how apples taste, no change needed . . . and my pie is fandamtastic.

 

[Dante]

If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

1. 0
2. 1
3. 2
4. 3
5. 4
6. 5

How dumb are you?

I'm hungry

 

[Dante]

You have three apples...

The Idiot Test1. Do They Have A 4th Of July In England

 

[Dante]

Is Fourth of July same as fourth of July or 4th of July?

 

[Dante]

If it's an "Idiot Test" do we assume that only idiots take it?

 

[Treeshepherd]

If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

If I carried away 3 apples, then I would have three.

But I just checked my kitchen, and I can only find 2. I'm going to side with observable reality on this one.

Actually, I just remembered I have an apple pipe in my backpack because someone gave me some weed and I didn't have any pipe or papers on me. Changing my answer back to 3.