If Elle Macpherson texted you on the phone what would you text back?

[aaronleland]

Damn shes hot. I would eat a hotdog out of her ass

You'd eat a hotdog out of her twat while wondering where the balls are.

 

[Darkwind]

Damn shes hot. I would eat a hotdog out of her ass

et tu?

What the hell. Am I in some alternate Universe where everyone on this forum is THAT young?

 

[TNHarley]

Damn shes hot. I would eat a hotdog out of her ass

You'd eat a hotdog out of her twat while wondering where the balls are.

Lmao gfy

 

[Likkmee]

You're cute. Lose my number

 

[Wyatt earp]

I'm more into Orientals and Blondes.

Kelly Rohrbach is more my type.

She is 29 years old, I have underwear older then her, Elle is 55 and still hot and oh damn I forgot about Kathy..

 

[TNHarley]

Damn shes hot. I would eat a hotdog out of her ass

et tu?

What the hell. Am I in some alternate Universe where everyone on this forum is THAT young?

Im 33. I didnt think you were that old

 

[Darkwind]

Damn shes hot. I would eat a hotdog out of her ass

et tu?

What the hell. Am I in some alternate Universe where everyone on this forum is THAT young?

Im 33. I didnt think you were that old

LOL

I'm 58.

 

[TNHarley]

Damn shes hot. I would eat a hotdog out of her ass

et tu?

What the hell. Am I in some alternate Universe where everyone on this forum is THAT young?

Im 33. I didnt think you were that old

LOL

I'm 58.

Aww shit. You old fuck

 

[mudwhistle]

I'm more into Orientals and Blondes.

Kelly Rohrbach is more my type.

She is 29 years old, I have underwear older then her, Elle is 55 and still hot and oh damn I forgot about Kathy..

Ellie looks too much like my niece Bambi in that one......sorry.....not going there.

 

[hjmick]

Anyone see Elizabeth Hurley lately?

 

[blastoff]

Told u u b back

 

[whitehall]

Who?