If Elle Macpherson texted you on the phone what would you text back?

[Wyatt earp]

I would text back.......



Why didn't you call me in the 1980's?

 

[g5000]

If Elle Macpherson texted you on the phone what would you text back?

I sent her this text:

 

[sparky]

who?

~S~

 

[Darkwind]

who?

~S~

Is that 'tongue-in-cheek' or are you serious?

 

[Wyatt earp]

who?

~S~

Is that 'tongue-in-cheek' or are you serious?

He is 16 years old

 

[Darkwind]

who?

~S~

Is that 'tongue-in-cheek' or are you serious?

He is 16 years old

Okay, once again, are you serious? sparky is only 16?

 

[sparky]

sorry if i don't recognize twinkle t*ts fellas, but once you seen one, ya seen 'em all

~S~

 

[Wyatt earp]

 

[Wyatt earp]

sorry if i don't recognize twinkle t*ts fellas, but once you seen one, ya seen 'em all

~S~

 

[Darkwind]

sorry if i don't recognize twinkle t*ts fellas, but once you seen one, ya seen 'em all

~S~

Damn, you can't even get that right.

Its sugar tits, not twinkle.

 

[hjmick]

sorry if i don't recognize twinkle t*ts fellas, but once you seen one, ya seen 'em all

~S~

You couldn't be more wrong...

 

[Wyatt earp]

 

[sparky]

sorry if i don't recognize twinkle t*ts fellas, but once you seen one, ya seen 'em all

~S~

You couldn't be more wrong...

you'd make a fine wife....

~S~

 

[hjmick]

sorry if i don't recognize twinkle t*ts fellas, but once you seen one, ya seen 'em all

~S~

You couldn't be more wrong...

you'd make a fine wife....

~S~

Funny, that's what my wife says. She loves my cooking.

 

[harmonica]

SINFUL

 

[Crepitus]

Have I still got a shot?

 

[Crepitus]

sorry if i don't recognize twinkle t*ts fellas, but once you seen one, ya seen 'em all

~S~

Dude....

Or maybe not.....?

 

[mudwhistle]

I'm more into Orientals and Blondes.

Kelly Rohrbach is more my type.

 

[TNHarley]

Damn shes hot. I would eat a hotdog out of her ass

 

[aaronleland]

who?

~S~

Is that 'tongue-in-cheek' or are you serious?

He is 16 years old

I just had to Google her name myself. I've had internet porn since I was 13. Elle Macpherson can go fuck herself.