If abortions are murder

[mamooth]

Why don't we perform abortions on animals.

We do. Just ask a vet. It's just not something they advertise, the puppy-abortion thing. If lil' Fifi gets knocked up by a mutt, it can be taken care of.

(And it's sad, that I have to explain the birds and the bees to supposed grownups.)

 

[Mr. H.]

After all, this is about your own happiness isn't it?

Don't worry.... etc.

Slice and dice your way to self-fulfillment and happiness!

Why whelp? Help yourself today. Cut the belly of your own bestiality.

The next time I get a pregnant dog or cat in my house, I'm going to cut open their guts and strangle the motherfucking life out of their infestuous rodent offspring. Then I'll sew up mommy and love her to pieces!

And she'll go on merrily enjoying the fruits of her none-life.

Gosh darn it, that makes me so giddy.

 

[Mr. H.]

Why don't we perform abortions on animals.

We do. Just ask a vet. It's just not something they advertise, the puppy-abortion thing. If lil' Fifi gets knocked up by a mutt, it can be taken care of.

(And it's sad, that I have to explain the birds and the bees to supposed grownups.)

Well it's about Goddamn time we advertise it.

Fido looking "fluffy"? Take the stuff out of the fluff at Sam's animal abortion clinic!

Cut the gut, and let the mutt strut!

Got a pack? Let us hack! At Sam's. Where the ham takes it on the lam.

You got litter? We'll split 'er. At Sam's!

We get the runt out of ****. At Sam's!

 

[mamooth]

Seriously, are you drunk?

 

[Mr. H.]

Oh shit. I said the c word out of the flame zone.

I'm a baaaad boy.

Strike 2. And pending...

 

[Mr. H.]

Seriously, are you drunk?

I am SERIOUS. Seriously drunk.

But think about it.

Let's take that cat in your avatar as an example.

You love her more than you love aborted humans, don't you?

Come on... 'fess up.

 

[Mr. H.]

Squirt puppies. Squirt kitties. Kill them before they squirt. At Sam's!

 

[Mr. H.]

Sam's Animal Abortions
1434 Cut Way
Amherst, MA 01002

You bag 'em, we snag 'em.

Snag the bitches, cut 'em open, drown their screaming crying fetuses then dump them in the trash.

2 for 1 specials on Cat-B-Gone.

Pups extra.

 

[Mr. H.]

And you call yourelves fucking human beings?

Twice in my life I've been faced with the prospect of aborting my progeny- my eldest son and my youngest, a daughter.

Man-up #1 is now the Director of Development at a major Hollywood production company.

Daugher- whom we were told was a "Downes" baby is now enrolled at a prestigious Arts Acadamy and dancing her heart out in ballet.

But back to the pets...

Sam's has the tools to cure your "oools". Preggy Meggy? No problem! We'll cut her gut for half the price of competitors. Wheel her up, we'll cut her stuff. Dig the shig out of the pig.

Sam's will abort the snort out of your cohort.

FOR HALF THE PRICE!

Full slice at half the price.... at Sam's.

Where the uterus ain't my-us. And it ain't your-us. It's just a non-us.

 

[Mr. H.]

By God, I think I've struck a chord.

Obama got nuttin' on me.

 

[Mr. H.]

Snuff the stuff...

it's off the cuff!

At Sam's
1434 Cut Way
Amherst, MA 01002

Call toll-free now

800-CUT PETS

 

[Mr. H.]

Pregnant pet?

We'll get 'er yet!

At Sam's

Bring in your fat cat for a slat.

Dog bog you down with a belly renown?

We'll cut 'er... no need to stutter at our prices. They're for real.

We'll suck the mutt clean. But we're not mean... because-

it's animal abortion.

 

[Mr. H.]

The animal fetus. Cat fetus. Dog fetus.

Let me into your pet's womb.

There are quite a few pet owners here- including me.

Let's take a look- first crawling up into your pet's vaginal cavities. Aha- baby animals.

Suck 'em out. Got 'em.

Grab those in utero pests.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

IF ABORTIONS ARE MURDER…

Than the method and reason should not matter. Death penalty is murder. Abortions are murder. Putting a gun to someone’s head is murder. Collateral Damage is murder. Does it make a difference who that victim is? Rape, incest that produce a pregnancy and if that pregnancy is terminated it is not murder? Or life in a test tube terminated. What makes that life different from a life produced by a husband and wife, etc?

Stop applying reason to religious sentiment -- it's not fair!

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

morons talking in circles

carry on

a lone imbecile making a comment and adding nothing.

take one of your thumbs out of your ass and maybe you'll grow up

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

morons talking in circles

carry on

It's the intolerant left.... again. Anyone who thinks differently, or... heaven forbid... actually thinks for themselves is not tolerated. They are getting stupider by the day.

two imbeciles adding less than zero...

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

How can anyone truly be pro-life and support wars, terminating life in a test tube and life created by rape and incest.

Many people who are pro-life are also pacivists, anti-death penalty.

Devout Catholics are a good example. They are protesting executions and the war, as well as abortion clinics.

lots of left wing Christians and Catholics...

 

[Grandma]

Let's just end the debate altogether:

ALL MEN OPPOSED TO ABORTION ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO HAVE VASCECTOMIES.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Let's just end the debate altogether:

ALL MEN OPPOSED TO ABORTION ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO HAVE VASCECTOMIES.

 

[Two Thumbs]

morons talking in circles

carry on

a lone imbecile making a comment and adding nothing.

take one of your thumbs out of your ass and maybe you'll grow up

10 days later, I am proven right again.


carry on