I wish I were a liberal/liberal politician,
I could do things I would have gotten my hide tanned for as a child and get away with it.
I could correct people's spelling in lieu of an argument.
I could spend copious amounts of money without any limits.
I could pretend to care about the environment, women, blacks, children, etc.
I could be superior to others simply because I said so.
I could lie through my teeth and get away with it.
I could get away with tax evasion while bashing rich people.
I'd have a race card to whip out of my pocket, despite the fact that I'm white.
I could sit on my backside and suck up an unending stream of taxpayer dollars via an entitlement program...
Dare I go on?