I wish I was still a liberal

[Wyatt earp]

I could make shit up....

Cheat on my wife...

Smoke a joint or do a line...

Live on welfare, food stamps and have an Obama phone in my pocket

I sure wish I was still a liberal.
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[g5000]

I could make shit up....

The way the Daily Caller, Fox News, Glenn Beck, et al do?

Cheat on my wife...

The way Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, Mark Sanford, John Ensign, and David Vitter did?

Smoke a joint or do a line...

The George Bush and Trey Radel did?

Live on welfare, food stamps and have an Obama phone in my pocket

The way most red states do?

 

[norwegen]

I could make shit up....

Cheat on my wife...

Smoke a joint or do a line...

Live on welfare, food stamps and have an Obama phone in my pocket

I sure wish I was still a liberal.
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The third time I take Economics 101, I could be planning to fit it into my class schedule for the fourth time.

 

[bodecea]

I could make shit up....

Cheat on my wife...

Smoke a joint or do a line...

Live on welfare, food stamps and have an Obama phone in my pocket

I sure wish I was still a liberal.
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You're in luck! Conservatives do that too! And some even get elected to high offices when they do those things.

 

[Wyatt earp]

And btw this is just a fun thread. .. off of work today because of the snow in south Carolina. .

I went to work today but we closed up early.

 

[LoneLaugher]

And btw this is just a fun thread. .. off of work today because of the snow in south Carolina. .

I went to work today but we closed up early.

Then you put it in the wrong place, junior.

The flame zone is for shit like this.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Jr. ? Yea right you do know it will be moved. And i never got banned unlike you.

 

[Indeependent]

I could make shit up....

Cheat on my wife...

Smoke a joint or do a line...

Live on welfare, food stamps and have an Obama phone in my pocket

I sure wish I was still a liberal.
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You were never Conservative Wall Street CEO?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Jr. ? Yea right you do know it will be moved. And i never got banned unlike you.

Yes. Junior.

What does getting banned have to do with anything?

 

[Moonglow]

I still have my Bush phone....

 

[Wyatt earp]

I don't know how liberals can stand this stuff. .. I am bored stiff not working today. What is the pleasure of sitting at home watching jerry Springer and not working?

 

[Wyatt earp]

I still have my Bush phone....

Well that was an ignorant post the program started under Regan

 

[Indeependent]

I don't know how liberals can stand this stuff. .. I am bored stiff not working today. What is the pleasure of sitting at home watching jerry Springer and not working?

You have no projects to work on at home?
You're definitely not a Conservative.

 

[aaronleland]

I don't know how liberals can stand this stuff. .. I am bored stiff not working today. What is the pleasure of sitting at home watching jerry Springer and not working?

I have tried chanting "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..." at work. It's not nearly as fun, and your co-workers tend to look at you funny.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Jr. ? Yea right you do know it will be moved. And i never got banned unlike you.

Yes. Junior.

What does getting banned have to do with anything?

Respect / control which you no nothing about.

 

[Moonglow]

I still have my Bush phone....

Well that was an ignorant post the program started under Regan

only as ignorant as you need it to be.

 

[Wyatt earp]

I don't know how liberals can stand this stuff. .. I am bored stiff not working today. What is the pleasure of sitting at home watching jerry Springer and not working?

You have no projects to work on at home?
You're definitely not a Conservative.

And your project is to be on here at 3:40 est? ? A typical liberal. Nope no project's it is snowing outside. And don't like house work

 

[Moonglow]

After working 40 years it's nice not to have to play in the rat race to make a living.

 

[aaronleland]

After working 40 years it's nice not to have to play in the rat race to make a living.

Sucking dick for rent money is a lot easier than real work.

 

[Wyatt earp]

I still have my Bush phone....

Well that was an ignorant post the program started under Regan

only as ignorant as you need it to be.

Don't deflect from the fact Regan didn't start it tard