LOL!! I had the pick of the litter back in the day.I understand schmucks like you have to take what you can get.
As for frontier woman, MTG looks a lot more like a slut you find at a dimly lit dive bar.
I don't go to dimly lit dive bars, so I wouldn't know.
My wife and I raised a family, and now they are raising families.
Our values don't seem to align. MTG is a beautiful woman.