I plan on making a pumpkin pie this coming week

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And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.
 
The local grocery store/bakery here makes pumpkin pies year-round. Top selling pie.
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.


so, you're too fucking cheap to go & buy another fucking can of evap milk?

That is being very conservative.

You can't read a cookbook without thinking politics?

What dogma owns chocolate? What ideology controls dairy products?
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
 
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And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?





..................Oh babe she hates to go?
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?

She really hates to go.
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?
7 days. Now, what about my pie?
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?
7 days. Now, what about my pie?

Get your lazy ass off the couch and get some more evap milk!!!
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

Considering that it's mikey asking the question, can anybody guess what he might use instead?
 
And I only have a 5 oz can of evap milk and it calls for 12. What can I substitute? I'm gonna make the crust from scratch and I don't wanna just go buy more evap. Wanna see how it comes out. Help.

WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?
7 days. Now, what about my pie?

Get your lazy ass off the couch and get some more evap milk!!!
No I wanna see how it comes out with a sub. After I get back from Love Field.
 
WTF dude!!!
Send the Wife to get more evap milk!
And teller she'll like it!!!!.........or else!
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?
7 days. Now, what about my pie?

Get your lazy ass off the couch and get some more evap milk!!!
No I wanna see how it comes out with a sub. After I get back from Love Field.

Have you picked any victims as test dummies?
 
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?
7 days. Now, what about my pie?

Get your lazy ass off the couch and get some more evap milk!!!
No I wanna see how it comes out with a sub. After I get back from Love Field.

Have you picked any victims as test dummies?

Dont get carried away caddo.......
Mike knows I'm just jacking with him.
 
She's leaving on a jet plane tomorrow.

And dont know when she'll be back again?
7 days. Now, what about my pie?

Get your lazy ass off the couch and get some more evap milk!!!
No I wanna see how it comes out with a sub. After I get back from Love Field.

Have you picked any victims as test dummies?
Yes, caddo kid and toro.
 
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5 oz of whole milk, a tablespoon of melted butter added to your 5 oz. of evaporated milk should do the trick. The good thing about pumpkin pie is you can make it without the crust in the microwave, cut the sugar down a little, increase the spices a little, and you have a really, really good custard with a lot fewer carbohydrates. Or just make it the usual way. I was thinking about making pumpkin custard yesterday. Pumkpkin has a lot of carotinoids (vitamin A precursor), and I'm thinking Lutein and the other good zeaxanthin which is great for the eyes and brain.
 
5 oz of whole milk, a tablespoon of melted butter added to your 5 oz. of evaporated milk should do the trick. The good thing about pumpkin pie is you can make it without the crust in the microwave, cut the sugar down a little, increase the spices a little, and you have a really, really good custard with a lot fewer carbohydrates. Or just make it the usual way. I was thinking about making pumpkin custard yesterday. Pumkpkin has a lot of carotinoids (vitamin A precursor), and I'm thinking Lutein and the other good zeaxanthin which is great for the eyes and brain.
Thank you!
 

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