I just had an abortion...

[xotoxi]

...of a sneeze.

Someone pre-blessed me while I was ramping up for a sneeze which caused me to abort.

Now I have a tickle in the nose.

FUCKIN' SUCKS!!!

 

[Gatekeeper]

...of a sneeze.

Someone pre-blessed me while I was ramping up for a sneeze which caused me to abort.

Now I have a tickle in the nose.

FUCKIN' SUCKS!!!

I wish you had pre-excused yourself for farting in class last week.

 

[Sherry]

That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I always fire off 3-5, and when someone interupts after the first, then it messes me up and I feel robbed.

 

[dilloduck]

That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I always fire off 3-5, and when someone interupts after the first, then it messes me up and I feel robbed.

fire off 3-5 what ?

 

[xotoxi]

That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I always fire off 3-5, and when someone interupts after the first, then it messes me up and I feel robbed.

After I sneeze, I usually warn people to not walk through the area for a few minutes because they will be soaked by the moisture floating in the air.

 

[Sherry]

That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I always fire off 3-5, and when someone interupts after the first, then it messes me up and I feel robbed.

fire off 3-5 what ?

Is sneeze code for something else??

 

[Paulie]

That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I always fire off 3-5, and when someone interupts after the first, then it messes me up and I feel robbed.

fire off 3-5 what ?

I bet it's violent, earth shaking orgasms.

What's your guess?

 

[Sherry]

I need to stay away from xotoxi threads.

 

[George Costanza]

And why is it that we bless people when they have sneezed? Anyone? (No Googling!!!)

 

[Sherry]

And why is it that we bless people when they have sneezed? Anyone? (No Googling!!!)

It has something to do with the heart. Also, you can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

 

[Mr Natural]

And why is it that we bless people when they have sneezed? Anyone? (No Googling!!!)

I think it's because people once belieived that you blow your soul out when you sneeze.

 

[Paulie]

And why is it that we bless people when they have sneezed? Anyone? (No Googling!!!)

It has something to do with the heart. Also, you can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

It's actually not really known for sure, but the heart apparently stops beating for a tick when you sneeze.

I didn't google that.

 

[strollingbones]

way too much sharing going on here

 

[George Costanza]

There are various theories. The one I heard was that it was thought that your heart stops beating during a sneeze and you therefore "die" for the split second or so it takes to have the sneeze. Since you are "dead," it is appropriate to say "God bless you."

I have also heard the "soul" theory as well. Perhaps there are others. I'm sure there are.

 

[Paulie]

There are various theories. The one I heard was that it was thought that your heart stops beating during a sneeze and you therefore "die" for the split second or so it takes to have the sneeze. Since you are "dead," it is appropriate to say "God bless you."

I have also heard the "soul" theory as well. Perhaps there are others. I'm sure there are.

You aren't "dead" if your heart skips one beat. There are other factors involved in establishing clinical death than just a single heartbeat. You're still breathing if you sneeze, therefore you aren't dead.