I injured my left shoulder

[Unkotare]

Karma’s a *****.

Quasar's a *****. A whiny little *****.

 

[Unkotare]

My surgeon said I am not allowed to Kick anymore

Apparently you are still allowed to ***** and moan.

 

[Woodznutz]

Welcome to old age.

If you think you can still do.......think again.

If you want to run.......sit down.
If you want to play sports.......sit down.
If you want to wrestle..........sit down.
If you want to ride rollercoasters...........sit down (but not in the coaster).
If you want to have fun..............sit down.


Sitting down is about the only activity that doesn't hurt like hell anymore.

"The sun comes up, and the sun goes down.
This old world keeps turning 'round.
I get up then I sit back down.
Life sure is tejus ain't it."

 

[Woodznutz]

Apparently you are still allowed to ***** and moan.

Moaning can help when you're hurting.

 

[Woodznutz]

Unk,
You call "fake news" on so many things that are true that I'm beginning to question your creds as a teacher.

Why Moaning Makes Us Feel Better

Moaning is an underappreciated tool that helps us through some of the best and worst moments of life.

www.psychologytoday.com

 

[Unkotare]

Bitching about things does NOT make you feel better. It makes you feel worse. Sucking it up and working through makes you feel better in time.

 

[Woodznutz]

Bitching about things does NOT make you feel better. It makes you feel worse. Sucking it up and working through makes you feel better in time.

Moaning and bitching aren't the same thing.

 

[Woodznutz]

Quasar's a *****. A whiny little *****.

I find him endearing in a way.

 

[Unkotare]

Moaning and bitching aren't the same thing.

Neither one makes you feel better. They just make you a *****.

 

[Woodznutz]

Neither one makes you feel better. They just make you a *****.

Then I once was a ***** when I had recurring stomach aches when I was a kid. Moaning was the only thing that helped.

 

[Unkotare]

Then I once was a ***** when I had recurring stomach aches when I was a kid. Moaning was the only thing that helped.

Yes, you were.

 

[Woodznutz]

Yes, you were.

I grew up to be quite manly (good looking too). Now that I'm old and decrepit I'll probably start moaning again (if my hip pain gets any worse).

 

[Unkotare]

I grew up to be quite manly (good looking too). Now that I'm old and decrepit I'll probably start moaning again (if my hip pain gets any worse).

Keep it to yourself.

 

[Woodznutz]

Keep it to yourself.

I might tell Quasar, he'll be sympathetic.

 

[Unkotare]

I might tell Quasar, he'll be sympathetic.

Yeah, he’s a ***** too.

 

[Woodznutz]

Yeah, he’s a ***** too.

Be nice to Quasar, he's got problems.

 

[Unkotare]

Be nice to Quasar, he's got problems.

He’s got one: himself.