I Hate Dance Flix

[mudwhistle]

Nothing turns me off more then being forced to watch a film about young kids learning about life through dance. And if I see another cheerleader film I'm gonna scream. I've seen just about every variation. The plots are outright absurd.

Does anyone else feel the same way?

I mean musicals are one thing but dance flix piss me the f off.

 

[Madeline]

Are you serious? "Bring It On" was a masterpiece. Shakespearian in its depth. You are just not arty, mudwhistle.

 

[xotoxi]

Nothing turns me off more then being forced to watch a film about young kids learning about life through dance. And if I see another cheerleader film I'm gonna scream. I've seen just about every variation. The plots are outright absurd.

Does anyone else feel the same way?

I mean musicals are one thing but dance flix piss me the f off.

You bring up some good points about how ridiculous dance movies are.

But what should be troubling you more is the fact that you are being forced to watch them.

 

[strollingbones]

the first lady is hosting dance teams..that should fry your pie mudd

 

[Madeline]

I'm thinking there's a pre-teen girl in mudwhistle's life.....

 

[California Girl]

Are you serious? "Bring It On" was a masterpiece. Shakespearian in its depth. You are just not arty, mudwhistle.

What you talkin' about Maddie? Of course Mud ain't Arty. Arty is Arty. Mud is Mud. Clear?

Oh and I really hate RomComs. Gawd! Same plot different actors. And... I hate any movie with Hugh Grant. Just sayin'. That dude is just tooo gay.

 

[mudwhistle]

I'm thinking there's a pre-teen girl in mudwhistle's life.....

No thanks.....I don't do jail-bait.

I imagine the conversation is usually...."Whadda you wanna do".

"I donno....I'm bored tho".

"Coooooool"

"Yeah....really coooool"

 

[xotoxi]

Oh and I really hate RomComs. Gawd! Same plot different actors. And... I hate any movie with Hugh Grant. Just sayin'. That dude is just tooo gay.

All of those movies follow the EXACT SAME structure...even down to the required dialog-free music-filled scene where a wide array of clothes are tried-on in front of disapproving friends.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Dancing chickens would make a great movie. Would you watch a movie about dancing chickens? I think it would be cool to see chickens doing disco.

 

[mudwhistle]

Dancing chickens would make a great movie. Would you watch a movie about dancing chickens? I think it would be cool to see chickens doing disco.

Got any videos of a chicken doing the Hustle?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Dancing chickens would make a great movie. Would you watch a movie about dancing chickens? I think it would be cool to see chickens doing disco.

Got any videos of a chicken doing the Hustle?

I had one but my cousin borrowed it and I haven't seen it in two years...

 

[mudwhistle]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN5YbfFszlI&feature=related]YouTube - Single Ladies Gone Wrong[/ame]

 

[mudwhistle]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taXjwvL52v4&feature=related]YouTube - Dance Flick - Trailer in iHD?[/ame]

 

[mudwhistle]

Oh and I really hate RomComs. Gawd! Same plot different actors. And... I hate any movie with Hugh Grant. Just sayin'. That dude is just tooo gay.

All of those movies follow the EXACT SAME structure...even down to the required dialog-free music-filled scene where a wide array of clothes are tried-on in front of disapproving friends.

I usually don't get that far into them.

I flip it when you see them walking throught the cold streets of the city with their leg-warmers on.

Saturday Night Fever was the ultimate but it still stunk as far as movies go.

 

[Madeline]

LOLOLOL! "Dance Flick" looks great, mudwhistle!